red headed stepchild

With red hair being rare, a child born to non red headed parents was often assumed to be the child of an affair. Thus was treated badly, usually in the form of beatings.

I'll beat you like a red headed stepchild.

by Little Red Knitter January 28, 2009

purple-headed warrior

A penis, especially an erect one. Heard in the Naked Gun series of movies. So named because of the tendency of the glans to turn purplish-pink when engorged with blood.

She moaned as he thrust his purple-headed warrior into her quivering mound of love pudding.

by bws55 September 3, 2007

red-headed slut

a really good drink... 1 shot jager, 1 shot peach schnapps, 2 shots of cranberry juice, wala you got a damn good drink!

damn i just downed like 4 red-headed sluts like nothing...

by dansj September 7, 2005

red headed stepchild

A person or group treated without the favor of birthright.

The boss treats this department like his red headed stepchildren.

by Tim September 13, 2004

purple headed yogurt fighter

A euphemism for the penis.

She reached down and caressed my purple headed yogurt fighter...

by Mike Hunttt January 16, 2008

Big Headed Bastard

Some one with an abnormally large head.

Damn, That Chris Torres is a Big Headed Bastard

by DasDoomGuy March 9, 2019

Two Headed Turkey

When a girl blows 2 guys at the same time, *gobble gobble*

Guy - dude remember when that girl from college gave us the two headed turkey?
Guy 2 - Yeah man she sucked us both so good “gobble gobble”

by Rpattz25 December 4, 2019