deer in headlights theory

n. the theory that people look unexpectedly hot as fuck from the back camera in the dark with flash

vanessa is the perfect example of the ‘deer in headlights theory’

by assenavd.sneeze September 20, 2021

saggy headlights

Large, saggy tits which tend to protrude from bras.

Bill: "Bruh, your mom's saggy headlights burned my eyes out!"
Jack: "Sorry, it's not my fault."
Bill: "Whose fault is it then?"
Jack: " My dad's! He titfucked her good."

by XenosKhalden March 16, 2016

Tape On Headlights

The action of sucking skin making the blood just under the skin rise, also known as a hickey, performed on a woman’s breast.

Ben: Hey Mitch! I just put tape on headlights!
Sean: yeeeeaaaahhh boiii
Scott: well done sir!
Mitch: let’s fucking go bro

by Lil Sco June 01, 2022

Headlights

A game played in a vehicle amongst a large amount of people. Whenever your vehicle drives past a vehicle with a headlight or taillight out, everyone hits the roof of the vehicle. Last one to hit the roof removes an article of clothes. First one naked looses.

The last time I played headlights I was the first naked!

by McCormick&Cocanane April 11, 2015

Smash Headlights

The act of 2 females rubbing their boobs together in a sexual manner.

Those dykes are going to go home and smash headlights.

by wade1485 July 28, 2012

Kicking the headlights

Going out on a massive rager (ideally margarita or tequila fuelled) and leading to a complete refusal to go home when you are almost dead

Alright lads, are we kicking the headlights tonight?

by San juambo #5 July 04, 2019

moose in headlights

when you forget it's actually called 'deer in headlights' so you say "moose in headlights"

He was like a moose in headlight *note - Carol forgot what it's actually called, so instead she said the wrong term (moose in headlights)*

by Jose Sten April 19, 2017