Tin Hattery is a phrase used to describe a ludicrous media induced panic that gullible fools take to heart. The term originated with morons wearing tin foil hats to protect their brain waves from CIA mind probes or some other such nonsense. A well known example of this phenomena can be found in the movie "Signs".
1: "Fucking bird flue...It's all a bunch of tin hattery if you ask me."
2: "Mad cow? Pffffft,That's not a mad cow. Show me a cow foaming at the mouth and biting the heads off of chickens and then i'll believe in this whole mad cow tin hattery.
2: "Mad cow? Pffffft,That's not a mad cow. Show me a cow foaming at the mouth and biting the heads off of chickens and then i'll believe in this whole mad cow tin hattery.
by Sheriff Dom. July 23, 2008
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Wow i just got here and i already hate this place more than my old school? I must be at Cape Hatteras Secondary School
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n. person. Orthodox Jew who wears traditional black hat, black coat, black trousers, black tie, beard and curls. Often seen walking on the Sabbath to and from synagogue. Never deviates from the required ensemble.
Man look at that crazy black hatter. It's 90 degrees out here and that mutha fucka is dressed like it's January.
by LDY January 4, 2008
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by cuffy92 May 5, 2010
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Try to hit as many kids as you can while you are in the "mosh pit" and injure as many "scene faggots" as you can while the breakdown is being played.
Try to hit as many kids as you can while you are in the "mosh pit" and injure as many "scene faggots" as you can while the breakdown is being played.
Hatemosher A: "There's so many scene faggots here."
Hatemosher B: "You're right... Let's hatemosh these kids."
Hatemosher C: "There's gonna be so much hatemoshin' tonight."
Hatemosher B: "You're right... Let's hatemosh these kids."
Hatemosher C: "There's gonna be so much hatemoshin' tonight."
by fivedollargunshow January 10, 2010
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by panda, the holy warrior October 20, 2006
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Every time I try to get somewhere in a hurry, I get stuck behind some hatter who can barely see over the steering wheel!
by Hot_East February 6, 2009
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