pink fuzzy handcuffs

an apprehending device used to "lock up that nasty fat wet noodle boy" and is most likely accompanied by a whip to "whip da fuck outa any sexy pineapple, tipsy girl, puppy, or bubbles you can".

dude i totally pink fuzzy handcuffs that mash game!

i used pink fuzzy handcuffs last night

by grannysmithdeath January 22, 2009

White Man's Handcuffs

The dance move performed by an ackward white man, or rhythmically challenged man of color, wherein the man bends his arms at the elbows, and while holding them chest-high, gyrates uncomfortably all the while keeping his wrists no more than four inches apart, thereby making him appear rigiid and preventing his body from responding to the natural rythm of the music

For White Man's Handcuffs see any wedding, Bar Mitzvah or Confirmation party video of uncomfortable white men dancing.

by thesmallC September 28, 2011

Handcuffs

Usually use by cop for criminals sometimes use as sexual foreplay.

Bring me those handcuffs

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 12, 2020

handcuffs

territory that a gang or organization owns

we got our handcuffs around the whole block

by rye dub May 6, 2006

handcomb

a)To use the hands to comb through hair when you dont have a comb on you or are so poor you can't afford one.
b)See hairtouchers

He just masturbated with the same hand he handcomb(ed) with.

by igotthedefs February 21, 2009

russian handcuffs

One hand inserted in the mouth and one hand inserted in the bum hole

Leonard Lewis likes Russian handcuffs

by The Pheasant June 22, 2014

japanese handcuffs

When two men put the head of their peni together and then one of the men rolls his foreskin over the other mans penis.

I tried to get away from him but he put me in Japanese handcuffs.

by Onads Nadules August 6, 2017