hampster 

a cunt's way of spelling hamster.

what sound do hampster's make?
theysayfuckyou.

hampster by hardxcunt July 12, 2006

cat in the hampster

A term used when a furry object that can scratch and or bite is placed in a large smelly vacancy surrounded by dirty laundry.

Dude, did you see that movie where the guy puts a cat in the hampster?

cat in the hampster by irish89 January 23, 2008

Hampster Cage 

anal cavity

Donnie would like to store his little gerbil in Scotts hampster cage

Hampster Cage by clgdswr August 28, 2009

night hampster

A person who is intoxicated at a late hour, and is crawling in order to get from one place to another.

While walking by the pub, I noticed a night hampster failing to cross the street, and reeking of vodka.

night hampster by Night hampster June 29, 2017

the wheel is turing but the hampsters dead 

a figure of speech meaning somebody is a fool and somewhat absent-minded

example guy:i bet you could scuba dive to the moon
person 1: wow that was a dumb remark
person 2: yeah, the wheel is turning but the hampsters dead

the wheel is turing but the hampsters dead by WR-#19 May 5, 2005

Hampster Hands 

Freakishly small hands, not proportional to the rest of the body

Man lisa, your hands are so small, you have hampster hands!!!

Hampster Hands by Nat & Malia October 4, 2008

Where do hamsters come from? 

Hamsters come from
when a daddy hamster and a mommy hamster love each other VERY much...

"by the way, where do hamsters come from?"

Where do hamsters come from? by very_awkward_mommy_hamster January 17, 2017