Hammer

To masturbate using two hands

Jim wanted to mix it up, so he used the hammer.

Hammer by panchito loquito October 30, 2011

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hammer

A man who frequently sides with women.

Shawn- "No Thyane, I think Mary gets shot gun, Your "no blitz" was canceled out by...."
Thayne- "Dude! your such a HAMMER!

hammer by Shawn & Thayne December 27, 2007

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Hammer

Hottie with a body. Probably a big football doucher. One of the best looking people you will ever meet. Always has 2 ladies around him because he smells fantastic.

Look at Hammer over there with 8 ladies talking to him.

Hammer by Doojie2 March 3, 2010

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hammer

a big mistake. A catostrophe of epic proportions that will cause the responsible party to get in serious trouble. From the shortened phrase "you would have been better off to throw a hammer into it!"

Ex 1 Dude, you really hammered last night...you need to stay at my place while the dust settles?

Ex 2 "What happened to Joe?"
"He got fired because he hammered the big order."

hammer by stasis___ January 27, 2007