halfordness

UK : To make your car into something it shouldn't be. Such as your typical granny shopping cart runnaround having air scoops, quad exhausts, 18" alloys.. and it still is a 1 litre effort.

Comes from a chain of vehicle shops in the UK.

Vauxhall Nova 1 litre? Hmmm. With quad exhausts, and 20" alloys? Major case of halfordness if you ask me...

by Crivens April 21, 2005

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Halfolic

Catholic in name only.

Someone who was raised Catholic, but no longer attends weekly Mass.

A politician who claims to be Catholic but supports abortion.

Don't vote for John Kerry, he's a Halfolic.

by bomalley July 27, 2007

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halfochist

One who enjoys only minimal pain during sexual activities. Usually pertaining, but not limited to the clawing or scratching of ones back, or hardcore biting of various areas on the body.

boy:you made some nice scratches that time
girl:your such a masochist
boy:hey im only a halfochist, im not into that whole punch me while i jack off shit

by Piggleman February 19, 2008

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halfapontus hucklebuck

when making love to a long legged woman, you lay her on her side at edge of bed straddling one leg while wrapping the other leg around your head. allowing full thrust of man standing on ground

I like carpet in my bedroom so when i breakout the halfapontus hucklebuck i dont slide my feet.
Its halfapontus hucklebuck time for that long legged woman!

by wombwreckinpeters May 19, 2010

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