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Hamooze HALAL

The definition of a mogged person.
A person who is likely to be really jealous of the mogger named either Youssef or Yousoofe
Person 1: He is so Hamooze HALAL
Person 2: I know he is a Yousoofe wanna-be, he always gets mogged
by Yousoofe December 13, 2023
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Halalibility

The degree to which a piece of content — especially audio, video, or creative media — aligns with Islamic principles of permissibility, avoiding elements that are haram such as music with instruments, vulgar language, inappropriate visuals, or themes that contradict modesty, respect, or spiritual grounding.
Bro I had to check the halalibility before posting that reel. Gotta keep it clean 💀”
by The halal guy June 12, 2025
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Halal bean burger

a halal bean burger is a spicy bean burger which you can buy at the school canteen of hillhead high school, this 'burger' consists of deep fried spicy beans made into a patty, thats it, thats the whole burger apart from the buns. this burger is so disgusting there are ancient stories about ts it is genuinely feral and i would rather eat month old soggy cereal out of craig pitman's hairy asshole
Canteen Lady - Would you like a halal bean burger
Me - Hell no i dont want that shi twin
by halal bean burger August 10, 2025
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So halal mode

When something is so halal mode duh
Someone: *says something so halal mode*
Me: “so halal mode”
by anonymous July 18, 2024
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halal food

Amongst the foods sold at the destination of your journey, halal food is the kind of food that is characterized by being sold by women who wears hijab (veil). Such food reflects the longing for the access towards halal food like during the flight to this destination.
After landing, the first thing I looked for was halal food, especially from those lovely women in hijabs, reminding me of the meals I had on the plane!
by Emotional Cruiser July 27, 2025
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halal fam

Legend says that halal fam was a group of friends who shared memes and laughter until a tragedy happened.

People were shipping 3 pair of friends which lead the 6 people and 1 third wheel to make a group called the gaga gang. One day, one of the members of gaga gang (alif baikal) was bored and decided to make a dumb family tree. That family tree consisted of 16 people including the members of gaga gang. So he decided to make a group chat and named it halal fam.

The members are: alif baikal, alyssus hannah, gurwindow, Michael, rheonk, ㅎ오유, mehamilf, aleedaddy, ario, chef yan, zak, evanka, varushine, subinic, zamirbaby and arwoman

One day, one of the admins named alyssus hannah turned evil and with her sidekick fluffer, she ended the group by murdering them mercilessly.

Today, the group remains a history as one of the most non-halal groups to have ever exist.
Michael: let's have sex
ㅎ옹ㅎ: okay but where daddy?
rheonk: in halal fam baby boy
by sunsetaekook September 7, 2021
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Halal marriage

Means you are legally his wife you have to see his face daily, be loyal to him, no men burgers at AM hours. The only benefit is no smelling! ( supposed to be)
I wanted halal marriage for twelve years let’s all laugh together!
by TheBlueLeo April 29, 2019
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