Guock

When your gut is so big you can see your own cock

"Have you seen Darren lately, He's so fat i bet he can't see his own dick..Dude he has a guock.

by SammySosa_Dealer August 18, 2010

Guondo

The expression of being stressed or annoyed.

Adam: hey Daniel, I'm really feeling guondo right now!

Daniel: Ya I know how you feel, the teacher gives favouritism! I'm so guondo right now to!

by _thehanse February 14, 2015

Guodong

A term used to express a male who deserves a "Best Boyfriend of the Year Award"

A rather muscular guy who cares for others more than he cares for themselves. This individual is someone who is believed to be very vulnerable at times, but doesn't mind helping others in need.
This caregiver is the most loving person anyone would ever meet.
Although this individual may eat a lot, this person has a heart bigger than the world.

"My Boyfriend is such a guodong."

"you know sally, i want to date a guodong."

by ChopstixLady April 8, 2009

guoged

Getting wrecked because of a crazy hard chemistry test.

Dudeeee I just got guoged on that final!

by gotguoged June 14, 2011

Guomo(sexual)

Another way to say homosexual, except without the sexual and instead of homo, guomo.

Ted: I know for sure Jhon's a guomo(sexual).

Barry: Ecks dee
Jhon: What does guomo mean?!1

by DonutDiarrhea May 10, 2017

guonan

A chinese slang for Male in China, meaning "national nymph (国蝻)".

It has been banned across chinese social media platform.

He talks totally like a guonan.

by Li1y March 31, 2021

guoste

A Lithuanian name, that only bad bitches have.

1: Did you see Guoste yesterday?

2: yeah she's a baddie ;P

by mommysuccer January 27, 2022