bass guitar

a four stringed instrument. tuned a octave lower than your normal guitar.
many people overlook the bass as being simple but if anyone has any proper knowledge of the bass then they know that it is harder than it looks to play.
people may say if u can play guitar u can play bass but its not always like that. due to the basses heaviness and longer neck it can take a while to get used to!

guitars may be light but bass guitars can put up a fight!

by mini eero September 22, 2005

Guitar Queero

A person who is awesome at Rock Band or Guitar Hero, but who completely sucks at real guitar.

Man, I am awesome at Rock Band.

Yeah, but you're a guitar queero

by Magica Juan January 28, 2008

Guitar Wave

When you play Guitar Hero for a while and then you look away from the screen at the ground and it appears as if your floor is moving like a wave.

We played Guitar Hero II for three straight hours and saw the trippy-est guitar wave!

by Devin KPC June 22, 2008

guinea big

An alternate name for a Capybara

Rob: Dude, I love guinea bigs

Larry: That's awesome!

by Nightyboyo September 10, 2021

guitar pong

When two people, wielding guitars, swing their guitars toward each other while playing muted notes at different pitches, so as to simulate the sounds from the original game Pong. The effect looks like a game of ping pong with sound effects, weird shaped paddles, and no ball.

Before The Upstairs played their set, Nick and Dave played a quick game of guitar pong to entertain the crowd.

by TommyD August 31, 2005

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by Kurapikastan January 29, 2021

guinea pig

A guinea pig is a tube with a brain. Stuff goes into this tube at one end and comes out of the other. The purpose of the brain is to cause the tube to find more stuff to eat. Just underneath the brain, near the feet, is a squeaking muscle shaped like a kidney bean. If the brain thinks, even just for a second, that there is the remotest possibility of food, anywhere, within a fifty mile radius, then it sends a signal to the squeaking muscle, which then squeaks. Squeaks can also be elicited by tissues, your homework, feathers, and the rustling of plastic bags, all of which are incredibly delicious to the guinea pig.

I'm a guinea pig, big and chubby...what can I eat? Hay and pellets, fruits & veggies, Vitamin C!

by your dog March 30, 2008