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guilzy

Feelings of immense guilt stemming from an individual's inescapable laziness. When diagnosed, this condition is considered chronic and hard to cure. Distractions are only a temporary cure. This condition is fatal for university students. Even worse if combined with a job.

Variations include:
guilziness, guilziful, guilzilicious, guilzitude, guilz, the guilzies
Boyfriend: Honey, what did you say you needed this Rolo ice cream for again?
Girlfriend: I diagnosed myself with a bad case of the guilzy illness.

As assignments piled up on Clive's desk, so too did his feelings of guilziness.
by anthubc2010-guilzy October 9, 2010
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Guilty Gear

Best 2-D fighter to date! actually might be the best FIGHTER ever
Hay, let's play Guilty Gear and make a good name for the FGC

Sounds good!
by kyuubi-kid August 16, 2006
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guiltygryphon6

A mentally retarded kid on xbox that is a fucking dick to mexicans.
My friend is guiltygryphon6
by Fb27251627r April 10, 2017
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Guilty Glance

When an incredibly attractive female is working out near your direct workout radius however due to the fact that you are a dude you cant help but look over every so often, immediately flooding your body with an immense feeling of guilt making you look away.
Person 1: "Dude you see that girl with the fat ass over there?"

Person 2: "Dude don't make me guilty glance!"
by kekmon 2 May 23, 2018
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Guilty displeasure

The opposite of a guilty pleasure. A guilty displeasure is when you hate a thing that everyone else likes.
Person 1: hey dude, wanna watch Ed, Edd & Eddy?
Person 2: Sorry dude, I hate that show, It's a guilty displeasure of mine...
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Guilty Dick

When a guy is unable to get an erection because he has yet to form an emotional connection with the female in question.
I have a guilty dick! I couldn't get it to stand because I felt like I didn't know her at all. I can't screw a stranger.
by mxyb June 19, 2019
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gulpyslurpy

gulpyslurpy: When a girl is hard core slurping on your cock and you both gulp at the same time thus breaking the space time continuum, giving you both 5-10 minute long oragasms.
Dude1: I just got the best gulpyslurpy I could really feel her throat muscles at work man I love gulpyslurpies

Dude2: man thats some righteous shit
by WyomingTheWordGuru August 25, 2020
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