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I guarantee it!

A term meaning "I agree!", however used by old men and/or young men. Idealy, women could use it also, however that has yet to be seen. Mostly used when no guarantee is in sight or even possible.
by T-Bone February 11, 2004
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QuaranTEAM

Those with whome you quatanteen.
We are glad you are part of our QuaranTEAM, because you are an excellent cook!
by NYC1963 April 9, 2020
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Hyderabad guarantee

Something that is so sure that you can bet the entire city of hyderabad on it.
Will you be coming to the party tonight?
Yes, and that's Hyderabad Guarantee
by Fortnite_gamer177 March 11, 2022
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guarana

guarana is a product that is made by taking from french speaking naked aboriginal natives from the rain forest that were speared by corporate barstewards while eating their croissants
god this guarana drink tastes so much better now i know it was stolen from sexy naked french speaking aboriginals from the amazon...
by slartibartfarst September 24, 2009
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boiling water guarantee

The guarantee that is offered on something that cant be guaranteed for as long as that person keeps a part of their body in boiling water. In other words there is no guarantee
Seller - Yeah this car comes with a boiling water guarantee
Buyer - Ok thanks ill get back to you
by davecyberd January 8, 2011
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Instant Payday Loans No Credit Check Guaranteed Approval

Apply for no credit check payday loans guaranteed approval near me from Direct lenders. Guaranteed approval. Even with bad credit. instant decisions
An instant solution to your unforeseen expenses is the name of payday loans which are a little costly, but you can make your financial issues disappear. The amount you can borrow is up to $5000 to fix up your strewn medical bills, monthly rent payment, and other expenses.

Due to the high cost of the loans, many borrowers seem to be failed in the loan repayment. This sometimes lowers their credit score if they don’t understand their responsibilities towards their loan payments which then creates problems ahead.

Still, people find it a great option for their emergencies when all doors are closed for them to get assistance. Commonly traditional banks and lenders prefer offering loans to those who have maintained their credit score.

Otherwise, they charge double followed by banking formalities which become hard very often for the borrowers. After all that, there is no guarantee for their $200 dollar loan approval while applying for no credit check payday loans with an instant approval decision through them.

But you can get Instant Payday Loans No Credit Check Guaranteed Approval after applying from the direct lenders because they don’t let you get depressed. Your lower credit score also works for them because they are aware that everyone can’t have a perfect credit score.
by HandyPaydayLoans.com April 4, 2022
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Whibbs Guarantee

A very extreme fake treaty, so beware.

Always from the bloated mouth of a Whibbs. DON'T GO NEAR!
your assignments will be marked over the course of the weekend. It is an egnima.
by PatsyCleinFace June 14, 2004
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