mashing grits

When two girls go to florida and have lesbian sex

Ryans girlfriend sarah went to florida and moshed grits with this other girl. It was way cool.

by RhyminSteve December 16, 2002

tits and grits

the act of going to a strip club during the hours of 5-11 in the morning and then taking your stripper friend out to breakfast

i was at dunkin donuts and i saw this dude splitting a bagel with a chick in a bikini, pulled a mean tits and grits

by murda doc September 21, 2009

gruscheln

A german/austrian made up word that is a mix between the word gruessen (meaning 'greeting someone') & kuscheln (meaning 'to hug someone').

The word was made popular on the popular social networking site StudiVZ which is considered by many as a german facebook clone.

The act of 'gruscheling' on StudiVZ can be compared to the act of poking on Facebook.

lass uns gruscheln (let's gruschel).

by davhad June 12, 2008

Grussy

Grandmother pussy

Hey grandma lemme sniff that grussy queefing gently

by KaiTheCrusader June 24, 2022

kiss my grits

phrase commonly said by "Flo" on the television show, Alice.

Flo: Hay, meester!
Man: What?
Flo: You fergot sumthin'.
Man: What?
Flo: You fergot to KISS MAH GRI-YITS!

by cass March 9, 2004

Grotsky

a person or thing that lacks the cognitive capacity for rational thought.

Tre Pak is a grotsky Bitch

by Gregg Ostertag May 28, 2004

grits

Vinny Gambini: How could it take you 5 minutes to cook your grits when it takes the entire grit-eating world 20 minutes?

Mr. Tipton: Um...I'm a fast cook, I guess.

Vinny Gambini: You're a fast cook? Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than any place on the face of the earth?

Mr. Tipton: I don't know.

Vinny Gambini: Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove! Were these magic grits? Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?

My Cousin Vinny - 1992

by Yo Momma September 30, 2003