link grunt

a noise made by link from the legend of zelda

Link grunt,Link grunt,Another link grunt,(Is there an urban dictionary definition for link grunt?)

by thelordofthesucc May 6, 2018

Grip and Grunt

Whilst dropping a deuce, one gripping the corner of a bathtub or sink and grunting out a loaf.

Yesterday I had to Grip and Grunt my way through dropping the kids off at the pool... thank god the sink is right by the toilet.

by MrZero July 11, 2009

chopper grunter

When you acquire a chopper gunner in call of duty and proceed to insert as much of the controller (handle first) into the anus or vagina of a female lover, using the chopper-gunner-caused vibration as a vibrating-dildo-like sensation. This is known to cause the female lover to grunt with pleasure, hence the name.

The motivation from my girlfriend to give her a chopper grunter has increased my motivation to get chopper gunners, therefore increasing my gaming skill, win-win.

by Ala Mufassa Jones IV December 30, 2010

grunt work

Simple-minded, repetitive and some times redundant work.

Using a lawnmower can take the grunt work out of pruning the lawn. ;)

by CDB March 19, 2004

gristleclit

1) a nasty older woman
2) a description of the genitals of a nasty older woman
3) a clitoris that resembles a piece of gristle

"Connie is a real frickin' gristleclit."

"Hey, gristleclit."

by MeanMachine May 15, 2007

gruntle

To cause happiness, pleasure, or amusement. It is most often used to denote attempts to cause these to occur in another.

I love this book and thought perhaps it would gruntle you as well.

by Steve Palmer May 31, 2005

Grist

A term the extends far beyond the meaning of "creeper." It is used to describe a creep to the ultimate extreme. Not your typical creeper. A true professional creeper that could put all the other creepers to shame. Be very careful around these types!

Dude, that kid was a total grist -- he was staring at the shower stall as I was coming out.

Don't be a grist! Being in the same class does not give you permission to trail me there from less than two feet behind me.

That was gristy man... looking through my facebook pictures with one hand in your pants... and then reducing the screen and acting like nothing happened as soon as I walked by. That's beyond creepy; it's just downright gristy!

Don't get too drunk at this party man; I think we may have a grist here -- so unless you want to wake up with an enlarged anus, keep the booze to a minimum.

by The Golden Grist November 25, 2009