Gronked

Being drug on the ground clinging to an appendage while trying to tackle someone.

Being crushed, or ran over by someone while engaged in sports, particularly American football.

Being thoroughly embarrassed or humiliated by an opposing team member while participating in sports.

Originated in a NFL preaseason game where New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski drug Linebacker James Laurinaitis 5 yards along the ground while he was holding onto his leg. The play resulted in a touchdown for the Patriots and humiliation for the linebacker from Ohio State University.

Did you see that dude get Gronked? Wow that was awesome!

by Pats Fans September 9, 2010

grunkeradke

To be so highly aroused by someone's obituary that you search out their gravesite and dig them up to have sex with their cold, stiff body.

My friends were so bored last night that we got together and had a grunkeradke session.

by Leannan September 6, 2006

Grunki

An awful, lingering shit that your friend drops in a public bathroom

Dude, that shit was hella grunki

by SexGodO-Dog April 28, 2022

Grufkin

midget with a top hat and puts nail polish on it's eyelids. typically wears overalls and has hairy legs. it also likes to dance to yodellers. friends with trolls and can usually be found in the club scene dancing on a table with fellow grufkins. it's children grow out of trees and are born with hammers in their hands. they tend to eat humans so beware.

I totally saw a grufkin at Chesticles last night!

by The 3 sibs April 26, 2011

Gronklet

A Gronklet is generally someone that lacks core motor skills and or social skills.

In Australia it is common for the boiz to say "You're a bloody Gronklet mate"

Can also refer to someone that has a small stature

Jordan you're a gronklet. you lack basic skills to function in human society.... Please Die

by Mrjordie August 21, 2018

Grinkle

Usually used in place of the slang "cap" or "no cap" , with a similar meaning

"you got 2 stacks of diamonds that fast? i call grinkle!"
"no bro, no grinkle!"

by FrankWasTaken December 11, 2021

Rob Gronkowski

The most epic man ever to play for the New England Patriots.

Dude, did you Rob Gronkowski make that sweet catch and break through those defenders.

by RG87 December 31, 2011