yummy on the gummy

The act of sucking a flaccid penis. Most common in men that cannot obtain an erection but still enjoy receiving oral sex.

Mark couldn't get it up again so I had to yummy on the gummy.

by Ventility January 6, 2019

Gummy Cracker

A tiny peepee

Bro, I saw that dude in the locker room. He has a gummy cracker!

by Lekag December 10, 2017

Gummy Bitch

The long-term girl friend of your future boyfriend. She is generally of moderate attractiveness, intelligence and wit; somewhat 'sporty' and more or less liked by all his friends. Little do they know she is a gummy, boyfriend stealing little twat (see df: twat).

Historical note: original specimens were often found to have prominent orthodontic flaws, giving rise to the use of 'gum'

'Tom's girlfriend is so sweet, I just love her!'

'Yeah....(under one's breath) I hate that gummy bitch'

by Jealous Virgin October 18, 2011

Grumpy Pumpy

When one is having sex, but not actually enjoying it.

I had some grumpy pumpy last night with my bitch - it was shit.

by Miniliam October 24, 2011

glummy

another word for crummy or terrible.

We had a glummy day when the thunderstorm came and we were having a good time at the pool.

by ramune26 May 16, 2011

gummy sticks

Gummy Sticks is a game for BOYS ONLY. All the boys take off their pants and wave their gummy stick around. Anyone who's stick is no longer gummy (gets and erection) is out and everyone else continues to play.

All of the guys took off their pants and played gummy sticks with each other.

Kevin got a boner so he is out.

by RainbowTheZookeeper April 21, 2014

Gummyhead

Someone who lacks intelligence and is very sensitive.

Billy - "you don't need ID to book a hotel you idiot"
Johnny - "yes you do, you gummyhead"
Billy - "wow you're so mean :("

by GoBills21 February 10, 2019