Gritties

The overwhelming feeling to destroy an adorable person/thing/animal

if you see or touch something really really cute like a puppy, and have the urge to hurt or kill it

you grit your teeth and say something like "ohhh it's just soo cute!"

Meredith had the gritties today when she saw a kitten. She gritted her teeth and said "ooooh i could just crush its skull"

by kelko October 28, 2010

Gritter Posture

when your swag is beautiful .

i got on my gritter posture today.

by Ke-lo G March 29, 2011

Fanny Gristle

The flaps beside the love hole are more fondly known as Fanny gristle

She had a lot of fanny gristle

by Stewart Smith February 10, 2004

Gritzleshritz

When you go to a restaurant and you order some grits. and they turn out to be bradners, aka shit, that the chef whipped up for ya and then said "hot and fresh from my ass!" and you thought he was joking. but he wasn't.

customer: "wow these grits are really good!"
customer 2: "ya, i wonder what they put in them?"
chef: *snickering*

guy walking by *throws up when he sees the grits* "AHHHH!!!! GRITZLESHRITZ!!!!!"

by Mr. Querry December 2, 2009

Gritties

Grandma titties

Grandma got no gritties.

by goated son September 24, 2021

gristle whistle

a male appendage which when blown properly results in melodic groans from the recipient.

Damn! That girl could sure play a mean gristle whistle!

by scenedad August 1, 2008

grottle

A bottle filled with gravel.

I played a grottle in the camp jams at Winfield,KS.

by EmoSmif March 14, 2008