Grippy Slippy

The act of a girl tightening her vaginal muscles on command as you're ejaculating; giving you the most intense orgasm you'll ever experience in your life. Then she ghost you leaving you psychologically scarred.

Bro a month ago, this girl I met hit me with the Grippy Slippy. I haven't been the same since.

by KFCTHATSFRIED May 6, 2020

Squat a Grumpy

The act of taking a really mean shit.

Give me a second, I really need to go squat a grumpy.

by deepapahty July 15, 2009

grimping

invented for use in gaming. when someone joins your server and their ping is so horrid that it slows everyone else on the server down. most common occurance is in fps games, where lag is literally a life or death variable.

why doesn't Grim get cable already and quit grimping up our server...

by zubsero June 11, 2006

Grumpy Gator

This is when a female bites on an a guy's dick as hard as she can like an alligator because the guy was taking forever to blow a load.

Dude i can't believe she gave me a Grumpy Gator, my dick is gonna take forever to recover.

by Consuelo K December 29, 2006

Grumpy Burt

A form of being Hangry, a complete disdain for food that doesn't turn up on time.

"I know your breakfast was late, but don't be a Grumpy Burt"

by Calculon-Prime November 8, 2020

Grumpy Plunge

Unclogging the toilet with your grandma's dildo.

Grandma! The toilet is clogged again and I can't seem to find the dildo. I wish you'd buy a normal plunger because I'm sick of "grumpy plunge".

by fred durst 2 February 20, 2023

greasy grimmy gopher guts

a stomach that is so upset that it is just grinding and churning, wired and upset that you just might shit your self at any moment

after last nights booze and burrito binge my insides felt like greasy grimmy gopher guts.

by katdognow April 20, 2009