grease the griddle

Using any impromptu, closest available, not labeled as a lubricant, lubricant as a lubricant during ass play.

"Eve, we dont have any astro-glide, but we have olive oil."

"Just grease the griddle, Adam."

by dirtydirtydirtydirtymind666 December 14, 2013

Griddle

to be griddled is to be in a zone that only drugs can take you to. Often referred to in wishful thinking and joking around. It is a point of maximum enjoyment, pain, frustration, and anger. Picture your mind on a frying pan and imagine that the juices are being extracted once they reach their dankest point. Can either be a good thing or bad.

"My mind is griddled"
"I would like to make a mcgriddle sandwhich out of that sex puppet over there."
"Griddle me up and drench me with your succulent juices."
"Griddle Slam!"

by Peaks January 19, 2006

Griddy

"hit the griddy"

jamal hit the griddy

by wwddprf June 24, 2022

griddle

One man in couple, ties string to bacon (or other meat product) encourages partner to swallow said product whole. Then proceeds to commence with the brown love. At point of climax string is tugged, eliciting gag reflex, causing sphincter to contract. Resulting in smily faces all round.

Rui really enjoyed being griddled by the master.

by Rui Wang November 21, 2003

griddled

Another word for shit

Micky just griddled on doug

by DJ C-MuRDa November 4, 2003

hit the griddy

the name of my grandma{s late pancake

DAMN GRANDMA WHY YOU HIT THE GRIDDY GO BACK TO YOUR DEATHBED BEFORE U TRIP

by HIT THAT GRIDDY G-MA u NUTSACK February 6, 2023

Hit the griddy

Literally just means hit the griddy

“Santi hit the griddy”
“Ew they’re weird”
“You guys are buggin it just means hit the griddy”
“IM mad :(“

by Dnibiuoasbiuadsfb March 8, 2023