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greatest band ever

what everyone says about a certain band they like. it's stupid because it changes to a different one every month to a year for most people. there is no single "greatest band ever", it's a personal opinion that's not stationary.
joe age 15- HIM is the greatest band ever!!!
joe age 16- Nirvana is the greatest band ever!!!
joe age 17- Fall Out Boy is the greatest band ever!!!
joe age 18- Marilyn Manson is the greatest band ever!!!
joe age 19- U2 is the greatest band ever!!!
joe age 20- Blink-182 is the greatest band ever!!!
and it goes on and on and on and on and on...........
by 999666333 May 14, 2007
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walmart greeter

The job a person gets when they wake up every morning, put a gun to their head, but can never summon enough willpower to pull the trigger.
As I entered the store, I was approached by the walmart greeter. Our eyes met for only a moment, but it was enough to see the deep, painful hopelessness in his gaze. Whoever the person he used to be had died long ago, leaving a spent shell, an automaton. An emotionless drone pretending to be a human being. "Good morning." he said to me. In subtext he might as well have said "Please kind stranger, kill me and end my existence, for I have not the strength to do it myself." Pity stayed my hand, and I made a mental note to avoid Walmart at all cost.
by weasel1969 July 6, 2010
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gretel

Strong, hot lil girly!

i love ya!
I love my gretel!
by Loverboy April 7, 2004
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Greitening

An extreme form of frightening. Originating the IB subject of Theory of Knowledge. Can be used to describe assessments or class periods in general, but is commonly also used outside class to describe truly fear-instilling things.
Person 1: Yoo, TOK class was stupid and abysmal again today.
Person 2: Sounds like it was very Greitening.
by Primoging January 17, 2019
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go getter

A person who works hard and goes after whatever it is they want by any means necessary. Even working 90hr weeks.
Look at Kay's come up, that girl is a real go getter!
by Sagethyme March 1, 2023
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The Greatest Pirate Hunter in the World

The one and only Captain Edward Reynolds, star of pornographic movies Pirates I and Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge.

Can also apply to anybody or anything regarding piracy.
"I AM the greatest pirate hunter in the world."

"Damn, did you hear about those Somalis who got their heads blown off? Those SEAL snipers are the greatest pirate hunters in the world!"
by mvrick April 15, 2009
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Greatester

Told you....
Me: Greater
Someone Else: Greatest
Me: Greatester!
by toadrat9 January 17, 2009
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