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greedy top 

Gay male term. Sexually, a gay guy who treats other guys the same way that the worst straight guys treat women, as objects whose pleasure is secondary. The kind of guy, who after receiving a blow job, asks if it were good for you. Basically, everyone's worst sexual partner.
Kieran's such a greedy top that he just got up and left after he came.
greedy top by attyrobert November 9, 2020
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Greedy goblin 

A stupid Jew with a long nose who steals shit from people
Cut your nose you stupid greedy goblin

Greedy Gut

A person who is insatiable and always eats everyones food.
Greedy Gut: Hey, you gonna eat those fries?
Person: Yes! Quit being such a greedy gut!

greedy belly 

Greedy belly Tyson Fury ducking Oleksandr Usyk
Greedy belly I'm coming for you
greedy belly by kevinlikeseggs August 10, 2023

greedy weed zombie 

someone who comes over and smokes all your weed....or tries to.
someone that tries to steal your weed
a particularly nasty looking zombie with a blunt in his hand who wont pass it.
"Look Jane! It's a greedy weed zombie!! Run for your weed!!"
greedy weed zombie by KayYo April 19, 2008

greedy sandwhich 

when a girl wraps her legs around a guy and grabs his balls and says "these are mine!"
"She gave me the greedy sandwhich this morning," he said shaking his head.

Greedy Grendetta 

a female who wants to own everything they get their paws on, or lay their greedy grendetta eyes on. This includes Christmas presents and boyfriends.
person 1: "Where the hell are the rest of my gifts?!"
person 2: "Don't be such a Greedy Grendetta!"
Greedy Grendetta by Farty Fran December 10, 2010