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Spontaneous Tree Growth

Similar to Morning Wood, spontaneous tree growth is a situation in which one gets a massive and long-lasting boner during daytime hours, usually at an inconvenient time such as during school or work.
David was totally about to get laid when he suddenly had a spontaneous tree growth, scaring off his prey.
by AwesomeScrewer August 23, 2014
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blast a grantham

To interrupt a heated argument by standing up, apologizing, and vomiting blood on everyone within a six-foot radius.
It seemed like the argument at dinner about the future of the hospital would never end, but then father stood up to blast a grantham all over the roast mutton.
by MisterInvisible October 9, 2016
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urban growth

urban growth is when cities and suburbs experience a growth in the population.
by star bucks April 12, 2015
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gawth fawg

A person who is self-proclaimed "gothic" who shops at stores like Hot Topic and Utopia. Who listens to bands like Slipknot, Coal Chamber and the like. Tortured artists filled with angst and who writes bad poetry.
"You know that kid who calls himself Maluvian of the Dark Circle? He's such a gawth fawg."
by Dan of the River September 1, 2003
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Hobbit Growth

when a man shaves his private area, yet fails to do so with the inner thighs, resulting in feral-looking tufts of hair surrounding the sides of the shaved area.
Tom: So what have you done today?

Joe: Ahhh nothing much man, just got done revamping my Hobbit Growth, I swear this is going to be a new inner-pants hair style.

Tom: You're a fucking idiot.
by boojumk January 16, 2010
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green growth

Since South Korea President Lee Myung-Bak

proclaimed “low carbon green growth” as a central tenant of Korean

economic growth, the Korean government has tried to define green growth in the Korean

socioeconomic context.

“Green growth is

something that maximizes the synergy of both the environment and growth through their

circular structure. Namely, green growth is the concept of securing new growth opportunity

by making economic growth patterns eco-friendly.”
Energy conservation and efficiency” andlow-carbon green growth have emerged as the latest buzzwords. The Korea central government, businesses and local governments have joined hands to come up with diverse policies to conserve energy. But what is more important is the proactive participation of citizens in energy conservation and environmental protection.
by spritejunee September 21, 2009
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Granth

Sucks at valorant and every game has 60% keyboard kinda cringe no cap

Patodude is better and also his dad

And

MAD CUZ BAD
When you see granth you die of unfunny
by Patodude November 22, 2021
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