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Grave Robber 

To date the significant other of a dead person.

#1.The grave robber is typically one who has had a long, secret love for the deceased's lover, or has been a former lover.

#2.The grave robber cold also be like a funeral crasher, who tries to use the grief of the widow/widower as an opportunity to get a piece of ass.
Example of #1: "It totally broke my heart when Joe married Angela, but now that's she's dead I can finally review my true feelings! But that would make me a grave robber! Woe is me!"

Example #2: "Dude, I'm totally going to make my move on Joanne and tap that ass!"

"Don't be a grave robber, dude. We're at her husband's funeral."
Grave Robber by Viking Phlegm January 29, 2010

Grave-Digger 

A fat american dude who thinks he owns DF, he actually sucks. Sucking is his profession.
Thomas aka Grave-Digger from Dark-Future
Grave-Digger by iKoN May 31, 2004

Grave Robbing 

Corporate term for when someone gets laid off and co-workers rummage through the now empty cubical for anything useful.
After Paul got laid off from the company Nick did a little grave robbing and found a nice stapler.
Grave Robbing by TronJarvis May 3, 2010

Grave zone 

1. A step below the friend zone.
2. To get denied from being in friend zone 3. To get ignored way out of friendly limits
" she won't talk to me... You've been gravezoned bro "

" she won't text me back or talk to me "

" why don't you talk to her? .... I have to crawl out the grave zone first bro "
Grave zone by @chief_delacruz January 22, 2014

grave stroking 

When a company thinks that giving a shitty reboot with better graphics of a dieing or dead franchise is acceptable
guy 1: Club penguin was rebooted into club penguin island, IT KEEPS CRASHING!
guy 2: Power puff girls was rebooted im still holding the pistol to my head, those damn turds are grave stroking again!
guy 3: If I see another season of teen titans go, im jumping off a building!
grave stroking by bambo15 April 21, 2017

Grave knobbing 

An act which takes place in a cemetery in front of a gravestone. The horny man digs a small hole in the ground in front of the gravestone then places a fleshlight in it. He then proceeds to fuck the fleshlight really hard while making eye contact with the gravestone of a loved one. A true definition of pure love.
My weekend was great thanks! I went and visited my beloved wife Ruth at the cemetery and had a good ole' grave knobbing!
Grave knobbing by Parksman0606 February 8, 2019