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A random ass auto correct from my phone
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Kelsey Grammer 

verb: to toss a salad

(pertaining to the theme song of the popular sitcom Frasier "Baby I hear the blues a calling, tossed salad and scrambled eggs.)
Dude, did you Kelsey Grammer the salad yet or will I just put the dressing straight on?
Kelsey Grammer by 5hrink August 18, 2009

cuntry grammer 

1. when a person's mouth starts to emulate a vagina and starts spitting out piss poor sentences.
2. when a person starts talking like a pussy.
damn, justin was bein yella bout everythin tonight. first off, he wouldn't jump off the water touwer, then he tol me he had to call his momma to see whas for supper, and then he tell me, his girlfriend ain't let him see "pg-13" movies anymure. he was sure speakin in cuntry grammer.
cuntry grammer by thee hammer October 23, 2007

Andy grammer 

The singer to make you feel empowered, or emotionally connected, or happy or flattered. Best singer ever!
When you're sad: playing Andy grammer
When you're happy: playing Andy grammer
When you're heartsick: playing Andy grammer
Andy grammer by HermioneG123 November 12, 2020

Carpe Grammer 

Carpe Grammer is a prase popularized by English teachers, who will often give a pep talk at the start of the year in an effort to rouse the class, 90% who could care less, into being excited about grammer.

Often used at the end of said speach.
Teacher-"....Therefore class, I want each and every one of you to make an effort to better your grammer, and language skills every day, Carpe Grammer!"
Class-*blank, zombie like, stares*
Carpe Grammer by Uriah heep January 9, 2009

Cryptic Grammer 

A person who posts memes on Instagram with a caption cryptically relating the meme to another person.
Elle is such a cryptic grammer, I think her Instagram post is referring to me as that dude who's a 10 but always uses Snapchat instead of text. Although it could be any one of her hot lovers.
Cryptic Grammer by Daddyisa10 July 21, 2022