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Hungarian Grasshopper

A man gets into a position with legs folded back against his ass (feet and forelegs are perpendicular to each other). He then leans back putting his hands on the ground behind his back, similar to a bridge. The woman stands over him, expecting something tremendous, and, when she is least expecting it, the man springs off of his hands and legs, ramming his juicy cock into the woman's delicate pussy, causing her to juice in one fell blow.
When I was expecting something different, he leapt up and rammed his cock into my cooch, causing me to cum instantly, a Hungarian Grasshopper done perfectly.
by an ass monkey April 23, 2009
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grasshoppering

When you've freshly shaved your legs, and find yourself rubbing them across each other like a male grasshopper "playing his fiddle" for the rest of the day.
I finally bought a new razor yesterday, and have been surreptitiously grasshoppering at my desk today.
by MyWiddlePwny April 13, 2015
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Graesha

A badass b who doesn’t care about anyone. She’s chill and nice and funny and she knows how to dance. Everyone wants a Graesha at their party. She surrounds herself by friends and she is fun to hang around. She’s good at hding her feelings and is energetic and happy all the time.
Guy 1: “who’s dancing over there?”
Guy 2: “I don’t know, but she’s good at it.”
Guy 3: “ her name is probably graesha.”
by saltyespepperno June 5, 2019
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grasshole

when there is hair encompassing your asshole.
guy 1: eww i just stuck my penis in her asshole
guy 1: dude there was so much hair
guy 2: wow man thats not an asshole its a damn GRASSHOLE
by livefreely May 9, 2008
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Grish Uder

Often used in online games such as Counter-Strike by a leader of a team. It is said to stir emotion, and to drive the team to make amazing comebacks when the odds are stacked against them.

After a member of the team has made a speech, all players normally shout "Grish Uder" or "Grish Úder" or any number of other variations of the spelling.
After this, the players on that team buy Para m249 or other heavy duty gun, and go on a minigun rush.

The term was coined by a Counter-Strike pro player by the name of Anti, who's team won the 2006 Russian CS:S Tournement after playing a game where is team was 4 down.
Anti(Team Leader): So tonight, we will be fighting the good fight....fighting the minigun fight! Against the enemy! Fighting for the cute derogatorys! Grish Uder!!!

All: Grish Uder!
by Cormaca November 24, 2006
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graison

graison is hottttt, he is very kind and is a ladies man. he knows how to treat them ladies right.If you have a graison in your life keep him. he is athletic and a very attractive man
Holy crap who’s that hottie, it’s just graison
by gknl November 11, 2019
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The Long-Dong Grasshopper

When you get a girl to lay with her upper back on the floor, her lower back against the side of her bed, and her legs in the air. You then lay on your stomach on the bed with your lower body hanging off the bed between her legs. Insert your dick in her vag. With your arms behind your back, you use your legs to bounce your stomach up and down on the bed inducing penetration.
I was planning on running a marathon this year, but unfortunately the guy I met last night was well-versed in the art of the Long-Dong Grasshopper.
by tanookiwarrior June 3, 2009
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