Gonzo

When your situation resembles gonzo's nose from the muppets.

Can be attributed heavy drug use, savage jungle bushs (inless your from the 70's) and or your just about anything that gets you going, but their is just somthing missing.

Cure: viagra, castration depends on if you a half full or half empty kinda guy...
So I was totally ready to go then she revealed her savage jungle bush and my junk went straight gonzo.

Shit, here bro pop these you'll be fucking fat bitches in no time
by His Dudeness the Duder February 8, 2007
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Gonzo

a man who is known to love promiscuous women and spend the majority of their adult lives incarcerated.
Man don't be such a Gonzo.
by billy danny dewitt April 21, 2008
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Gonzo

Future World Wrestling Entertainment Wrestler. Finishing moves will be the Pedigree and Frog Splash. He will reign as Intercontinental champ, but then defeat Triple H in his lasy match to win the World HEavyweight Championship.
Future World Wrestling Entertainment Wrestler. Finishing moves will be the Pedigree and Frog Splash. He will reign as Intercontinental champ, but then defeat Triple H in his lasy match to win the World HEavyweight Championship
by A Guy Named Gonzo. February 2, 2005
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gonzo

Tammy recieved gonzo from John last weekend!
by John April 24, 2003
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gonzos

Big Tittastics Breasts on a chick
Holy shit, look at her gonzos.
by St. Poneyboy August 28, 2004
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Dr Gonzo

1. The name Hunter S. Thompson has come to be known as over time, related to his position as "The Doctor of Gonzo Journalism". gonzo
2. A character in the book and movie Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas based on Oscar "Zeta" Acosta, a mexican-american lawyer of the 60s and 70s, and personal friend of Hunter Thompson.
Dr Gonzo was one of God's own prototypes, a high powered freak too crazy to live and too rare to die.
-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
by M.U.R.P.H. April 7, 2005
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gonzo job

The act of getting of getting anal pleasure from a chick inserting there large nose up your ass.
Man suzie gave me the best gonzo job of my life last night!
by Turtle82 January 5, 2013
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