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Gonzo

Blue, large-nosed (beaked?) muppet. Also a nickname for Luis Gonzalez of the Diamondbacks.
Gonzo was in Muppet Treasure Island, the only muppet movie that I ever saw.
by Diggity Monkeez May 22, 2005
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Gonzo

Pronunciation: gon-zoh

1. Bizarre (adjective)

2. Freewheeling or unconventional, especially to the point of outrageousness (adjective)

3. Idiosyncraqtically subject by engage <gonzo journalism> (adjective)

4. A blue weird from outer space, generally silly in nature (noun)

5. A playful nickname that is given to anyone with the last name Gonzalez (noun)
That was some real Gonzo shit.

Hey Gonzo, come over here.
by seg1984 September 26, 2010
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Gonzos

The act of being wrecked, wasted, or fucked up from alcohol or drugs. Blackout.
He was gonzos by 9pm
by bhall2010 April 18, 2010
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Chocolate Gonzo

A sex move where a man shits into a comdom, ties the condom closed, and then places the condom into the freezer over night. After the condom is frozen the man then tapes the condom to his nose, making him look like the muppet "Gonzo", and then procedes to use his nose as a dildo for his women partner.
jorge: hey frank there is a rotting banana in your freezer and it smells like shit.

frank: thats not a rotting bannana. it smells like shit because its a condom with frozen shit in it.

jorge: wtf?? why would you have a frozen shit condom in your freezer?

frank: Because i plan on on giving my wife the Chocolate Gonzo tonight.
by papafrito November 16, 2010
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gonzo

adj. fucking awesome, Sweet, excellent. Background Unknown.
Perhaps Italian, simpleton (perhaps short for Borgonzone Burgundian), or Spanish ganso, dullard, goose (of Germanic origin)
dazza that ute you just bought is fucking gonzo mate!
by eggo August 6, 2004
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gonzo'ing

The act in which two naked males stand facing one another while rubbing their limp penis' together.
Oh my god, what are Jay and Mark doing???

I think they are gonzo'ing.
by bizzle777 January 10, 2009
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The Gonzo

You place your balls in the eye sockets of a person and lay your dick over their nose so they resemble Gonzo from Jim Henson's muppets.
I gave Charles the Gonzo last night and he still has my taint smear on his forehead.
by Tobe Pierce August 5, 2008
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