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Gomer opens the gas station

A particularly lewd sex act that originated in Southern California in early 2019. This sex act was exposed by Don Berman of Channel 19 News. It is performed in a parked car behind an abandoned restaurant by a Twitter robo-whore.
It's 75 bucks for Betty to give you some of that Gomer opens the gas station. Not worth it, IMO.
by PHF77 May 12, 2019
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Gomer Pyle’d

When you are expected to do something you had absolutely no idea you were supposed to. Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!
Well, I found out this morning via a company-wide email that I had to cover for Ronnie all week! Guess what? I just got Gomer Pyle’d again!
by MacGown November 5, 2021
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double gummer

A double blowjob given to a lucky guy by two women who have false teeth but remove them so that they can really go down on the cock. The removal of the prosthetic teeth allows the man to really pound the two mouths without worry of grazing or toaster head.
Two old men at the retirement home.

Bob: Did you have fun at rec class last night?

Josh: I skipped rec and got a double gummer from Laura and her mom while the nurses weren't looking.

Bob: Damn, those two are definitely a DAMILF!
by fastcache October 9, 2011
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Buffalo Gummer

Extremely satisfying oral sex performed by a partner who has either knocked out their own teeth with a hammer or had their teeth knocked out with a hammer, causing their gums to be smooth and responsive.
Say what you will about her smile but that girl serves up a hell of a Buffalo Gummer.
by Chaz Plowman October 7, 2018
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swamp gomper

A scary reptile like human that lives in the swamp area of a body of water
I was going for a kaiak ride to find some pond Lillys and the swamp gomper almost got me
by master chubs October 29, 2020
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Whale shark gummer

When you overfill your see through underwear with shrimp and then you go diving with whale sharks and they eat the shrimp out of your underwear.
Steve and Chris got whale shark gummers, I’m so jealous, dude.
by Follow_your_turtle May 19, 2022
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Grommer

A particularly nasty smelling dump or fart.
After letting a couple grommers loose in the middle of the bar I went and dropped a yellow grommer that burned.
by Dr. Grommer, MD April 13, 2009
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