comedy gold

Really good joke or humour, especially in the sense of unintentional hilarity. Comedy gold is or is worthy to be a classic.

I heard something today that was comedy gold: "I had lunch with several international students here; one German, an American and two from Nepal, and they were so typical: The European guy talked about culture, the guys from Nepal talked about religion, and the American was eating".

by Mikademus August 28, 2010

Goldberg's Law

When an individual criticizes whites as a whole, or utters the phrase "fellow white people", and they turn out to be a Jew.

1: Fellow white people we need to recognize all the evil that we have done to others throughout history.
2: They're a jew, another classic case of Goldberg's Law

by TexasPagan July 4, 2020

Golden Heart

Is a rich heart, full of love, faith and good values. The one who has a heart of these shining into the breast is an illuminated one that deserves respect and loyalty of everyone. That individual is commonly disposed to claim for your own rights and of the others with strong temperament and wisdom.

"That boy has a golden heart."
That means he is a special boy, unlike the others.

by Raion November 2, 2013

Gold Experience

The main user's stand in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. (Giorno Giovanna)
Possesses a golden exterior color and has a stand cry like Jotaro and Josuke.

Giorno Giovanna: GOLD ECKSUPERIENSU
Gold Experience: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!

by svinsk November 5, 2018

The Golden Butthole

An overpriced sculpture found in Macomb County, Michigan signifying the Golden Corredor of Sterling Heights, MI. Not to be confused with the little golden butthole.

Found fame on Facebook as The Golden Butthole of Mabcomb County Page.

Make a Michigan left just before the Golden Butthole and you’ll find Outback.

by Michigan Girl January 30, 2019

slicker than cum on a gold tooth

The slickest of all road conditions. Approximately five times slicker than snot, four times slicker than snot on a door knob, three times slicker than owl shit, and twice as slick as greased owl shit.

I asked George how slick the roads were and he said they were slicker than cum on a gold tooth, so I stayed home.

by Cannon, Inc. August 3, 2016

Gone Gold

A game has "Gone Gold" when the final master copy has been produced at the developer and sent off for replication, packaging and shipment. The game is not yet released, but it will typically be around 2-3 weeks (sometimes less) before it begins appearing on store shelves and online pre-orders arriving at doorsteps. The term itself comes from the old practice of recordable CDs being manufactured with gold film. Hence the gold colored CD actually being the source, with no reference to copies sold as in the recording industry.

"The newest release in that game series is in 2 weeks, it has just Gone Gold!"

by Dragonne{TRIAD} June 7, 2004