God Church 

God in god church means God and church means a actual church so it means a church of God

This was a dumb dare God church is a stupid word Jake Paul made up

Jake Paul is dumb he put the word God church in his music video JAKE IS A DUMB ASS

God Church by Celeste-be April 21, 2018

god church 

Something that cancerous youtuber, Jake Paul says.

Jake paul: i just drop off some new merch, and is selling like a god church
me: fuck off

god church by santa is not real April 22, 2018

god church 

Some type of cringey ass shitty fucking word made up by an ugundan spitter/JAKE PAULer

“AND I JusT DrOpEd SoMe NeW MErCh anD iTZ SeLLInG L1ke A god church”

god church by NinjaStreamz May 28, 2018

God church 

Some stupid ass lyrics that Jake Paul wrote for his song "it's everyday bro" because he needed something that rhymes with "merch". Also my boy Pewdiepie did a reaction on it it's hilarious go have a look boyssssssssss.

"And I just dropped off some new merch, and it's selling like a god church."

God church by PariD123 August 24, 2018

God Church 

god church refers to when something is literal or very good

I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church

God Church by kendiK April 16, 2019

God Church 

dumbass named jake paul

i sell god church merchandise
-jake paul

God Church by jaCK Paule July 15, 2019