a god church

Jake Paul's way of saying church

"I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church"

by niiiiglets June 24, 2017

God Church

n. Some stupid shit Jake Paul said.

I just dropped some new merch, and it selling like a god church.

by DJFudrucker June 1, 2017

God Church

When your 10-year-old fangirls begin buying your dumb merch so much you make up a nonsensical word (Actually 2 words that make sense but don't after combining them.)

It's Jake Paul here, merch sellin' like a god church!

by Anusboi June 10, 2017

God, church

When your brain is literally sucked dry from idiocy that you can't think of anything else better to say.

Wow dude that thing is selling like a God, church

by TheROASTER😎😎😎 June 21, 2017

God church

A made up word that Jake Paul came up with so he would have something to rhyme with merch in his awful music video.

And I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church

by TheWordSubmitter June 11, 2017

god church

what word jake paul uses when he cant rhyme the word "merch" in his trashy song

drop some new merch and it's selling like a god church - jake from state farm (2017)

by LeafyIsLyfe June 14, 2017

God Church

When Jake Paul tries to describe his merch sales (that no one cares about) but cant think of any cool words so he merges two words together hence the idiotic word god church

Usually describes how his merch sales r going. another way of saying

'hey I i can't sell shit,BUY MY SHIT'

-Jake Paul in a nutshell-

I dropped up some new merch and it's selling like a (fucking) GOD CHURCH

-Leafyishere

-Keemstar

-Jake Paul

-Pewdiepie

-Ricegum

by Ketchup_faggotmp4 June 12, 2017