Ass Gruff

Dirty knotted ass hairs. That ass needs a shave or waxing.

I was about to do that ass when she spread them cheeks and there was nothing but ass gruff braaaaahhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2017

Gruff Nut

The little bits of poo that can gather on hairs around the anus.

i.e. That girl has lots of gruff nuts dangling down.

by Steven Mallaber November 29, 2007

Billy Goat's Gruff

English rhyming slang for muff aka pussy, female genital region.

Eat some billy goats gruff

by bigrattus November 21, 2003

Gluff Party

All-girl break up party.

To commemorate a break up, an all-girl party. Everyone dresses up glamourous, simply for themselves, not for boys. Any drinking is kept to the fun, wild side of drunk, no crossing the line to sickness/blackouts. Crazy dancing, chocolate and childish games rule. Man-hating rituals and boy-bonfires (burning photos and gifts from ex.)

P.s. Gay guys may attend, but generally not gay girls.

Term popularised by book "The It Girl"

Girl 1: omg he just ditched me
Girl 2: don't worry hun, he was a prick anyway. I'll text everyone for Gluff Party at mine, Friday night yeah?"
Girl 1: okay, I'll start gathering photos of him to burn

by Caroline101 December 7, 2010

GUFFY

Original creator of nukezone, spends too much time with strange Canadians

ffs, wtf is guffy doing?

by ethiaa October 13, 2003

Gruff Rhys

Lead Singer of the Super Furry Animals. Notoriously slowly spoken. Fuelled by imagination.

by Kate Moles October 25, 2003

Guff muffin

Farting on a muffin and then making someone eat it.

Shop owner: that customer is a right asshole, I’m going to give him a guff muffin.

Customer: oh good it’s freshly baked, still warm.

by HH05 January 15, 2021