Gluteus Maximus Frontalis

The scientific name for a "FRONT BUTT".

"That guy's got a HUGE Gluteus Maximus Frontalis on him. It's like an extra cushion."

by MetaPoo November 28, 2009

Ass Glue

When semen dries in the crack of an ass and the cheeks get stuck together as a result.

Steve had such a hairy ass that when his gay lover came on his ass his butt cheeks were stuck together as the semen dried. They had to use a pair of scissors to cut out the Ass Glue.

by jizzmaster 3000 September 30, 2012

Gluten-free heffer

A plump/overweight person who insists on eating expensive gluten-free or other health foods thinking they will lose weight, typically failing to achieve results due to lack of exercise or other factors, resulting in largely irrational confusion, frustration, etc

Kirstie Alley is/was such a gluten-free Heffer!

by Malphrus August 25, 2011

glue stick

thing dumb people eat.

that (stupid kid) in bill's class ate a glue stick.

by rotten orange peel May 8, 2018

doo-glue

That poop paste that gets smeared across the bottom of the toilet bowl when you flush; not easily removed after several flushes and/or with a toilet brush.

Remember kids: Drink your water and eat your fiber to prevent doo-glue!

by damearesa February 9, 2010

goody glue

The glue that meth addicts sniff when they are out of meth.

"Bro, I ran outta rock but this goody glue is getting the job done."

by Rhym November 29, 2018

Scraping the glue

The act of scraping crusty semen off the underside of a desk belonging to a former co-worker whose constant masturbation got them fired.

Margot watched in horror as Mike started scraping the glue from Jason’s old desk.

by VapersAgainstGuns69 October 3, 2019