when students at eckerd college get drunk and need something to do they streak across the buildings which are built VERY closely to one another. making it an easy climb when on the stairs, while other drunken hippies/jocks/rich kids stand around watching
man1: im so drunk dood but im soooo bored!
man2: me to man, hey hey i dare you to run the Eckerd-gauntlet!
man1: oh dood you are so totally on dood!
later on:
man1: oh shit man how do i get down security is coming after me!
man2: youre on your own (runs away)
man2: me to man, hey hey i dare you to run the Eckerd-gauntlet!
man1: oh dood you are so totally on dood!
later on:
man1: oh shit man how do i get down security is coming after me!
man2: youre on your own (runs away)
by kittykatkissin January 17, 2010
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Get the Gaunt mug.One who does not possess the enzymes necessary to digest gluten, a main ingredient in wheat products. One who is "glutarded" must only eat gluten-free foods, such as water, tofu, and air.
"Hey, do you want some pasta for dinner?"
"No, sorry, I'm a glutard."
"...what does that mean?"
"It means... I'm glutarded."
"Oh. Okay."
"No, sorry, I'm a glutard."
"...what does that mean?"
"It means... I'm glutarded."
"Oh. Okay."
by beardy51188 September 17, 2008
Get the glutard mug.The act of sliding one's eyeglasses down one's nose and peering over the top of them in a questioning, self-confident, or alluring manner.
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Get the glunk mug.(noun) A powerful mixture of soap suds, betadine and hydrogen peroxide used to promote defecation in constipated individuals, often with explosive results.
Glenn M: This guy is so constipated, I wonder if we should give him a Glantz Enema.
Andy G: That would be a Glantzing blow.
Andy G: That would be a Glantzing blow.
by Azz Kicker September 16, 2010
Get the Glantz Enema mug.Shortened version of gluttony. Used to describe a person who eats an inordinate amount of food and who is usually extremely obese or over-weight.
by Joe24 April 14, 2006
Get the glut mug.One who often and aggressively expresses their opinion about gluten but knows almost nothing about it.
A Glutard will not know:
- What gluten actually is.
- That gluten free food is more processed than their gluten counterparts because the wheat gluten must be extracted.
- What current science says about real gluten intolerance (Celiac disease).
- How gluten intolerance occurs (such as believing that you can breath gluten in like asbestos or absorb gluten through the skin and hair)
A Glutard will speak absolute lies, such as:
- gluten is a"chemical additive" put there by "the food industry."
- gluten free food is more "natural."
- gluten causes cancer.
- gluten causes illness X or making us all sick/dumb/obedient, etc.
- Will mix/match/interchange gluten with various substances which aren't gluten (such as Monosodium glutamate, known as MSG)
A Glutard's opinion of the negative effects of gluten also extend beyond diet alone. Their "knowledge" of gluten is made up of complete lies and/or marketing information from labelled gluten free food products.
True example:
Person 1: "So, what are the advantages of gluten free soap? I thought gluten only affected your diet?"
Glutard: "It's been proven that soap releases gluten fibers which you can breath in and make you sick. This is why you sometimes feel out of breath after a shower."
A Glutard will not know:
- What gluten actually is.
- That gluten free food is more processed than their gluten counterparts because the wheat gluten must be extracted.
- What current science says about real gluten intolerance (Celiac disease).
- How gluten intolerance occurs (such as believing that you can breath gluten in like asbestos or absorb gluten through the skin and hair)
A Glutard will speak absolute lies, such as:
- gluten is a"chemical additive" put there by "the food industry."
- gluten free food is more "natural."
- gluten causes cancer.
- gluten causes illness X or making us all sick/dumb/obedient, etc.
- Will mix/match/interchange gluten with various substances which aren't gluten (such as Monosodium glutamate, known as MSG)
A Glutard's opinion of the negative effects of gluten also extend beyond diet alone. Their "knowledge" of gluten is made up of complete lies and/or marketing information from labelled gluten free food products.
True example:
Person 1: "So, what are the advantages of gluten free soap? I thought gluten only affected your diet?"
Glutard: "It's been proven that soap releases gluten fibers which you can breath in and make you sick. This is why you sometimes feel out of breath after a shower."
The guy at the health food counter at whole foods is a glutard, he told me that eating gluten causes brain abnormalities in laboratory rats.
by SearchFHG November 13, 2014
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