Gunchick

An extremely dry and uncomfortable hand job.

Guy: Hey dude, I heard you got a Gunchick last night.

Dude: Yeah I don’t want to talk about it.

by aaaaa123 January 21, 2013

Glinch

When ones butthole tightens! Like as when goosed or tampered with!

That scared me so bad I glinched!

by Teabagger Lance December 31, 2017

Grunchy

Grouchy Grumpy

Even though the office trivia game was done completely for fun and entertainment purposes, certain employees were quite grunchy about the fact they were not winning. They complained loudly in the lunchroom and spoiled it for everyone.

by Wills McWilly Face November 26, 2019

glutch

Newfoundland English term (archaic) for choke.

Billy swallered a big chicken bone and glutched on 'n.

by Egon Spengler September 16, 2005

grunchy

(n.) A horny grouchy person.
(ver.)That person is being a grunchy
That one person that you know hasn't had sex in a while and they get mad at the world for everything. The person who see's a love scene in a movie and all they do is comment on how lame it is, and wrong. The hater in the group that hates on any couple showing ANY form of PDA.

Why is Mr. Peterson so grunchy?
Damn, she grunchy!

by CanYouHEarme November 24, 2013

Glaunch

To attempt a shot (esp. in sports) where there is no expectation of success. It is frequently followed by exasperation and ridicule or, rarely, highly annoying bragging.

Marquis: "Yo, why didn't you pick me up?"
Jake: "Cause you're just gonna stand thirty feet out glaunching 3s."

by THE LANDLORD April 11, 2014

glench

Descriptive word of the taste when you use too much bicarbonate of soda in pancake mix

Dude! These pancakes taste like Glench!

by Likadapancake August 26, 2019