Glazered

To have a reversal of fortune that is well deserved. Similar to being Munsoned.

He decided to stop paying taxes and was eventually Glazered by the IRS.

by Chinyano March 11, 2025

Colorado glazer

The act of a man coming inside of a woman’s vagina, then proceeding to finger her until she comes. The man then removes his fingers and allows them to dry, creating a glaze. Both individuals then select one finger to collectively lick clean.

Bro 1: How was the sex last last night?
Bro 2: Good, except for the morning breath after a Colorado glazer.

by A4 Notorious May 13, 2020

Chad Glazer

Aka black pill guys who "worship" Chad. They think that if you're not a "Chad", you can't/won't get a girlfriend.

Man, that guy is such a Chad Glazer. He worships "Chad" and thinks that's all it takes to get women.

by Enko247 September 8, 2025

D1 Glazer

Wyatt

Great Wyatt the D1 Glazer is here

by Banditzvr November 7, 2023

Glazer

A person who meat rider another person off into the sunset.

Daehim loves Pat mahomes so much he’ll drink his bath water. Glazer!

by Timmyturner6 February 17, 2023

Glazer

Busting a nut and covering most of the surface of your balls with cum, just like a glazed donut

Bro, yesterday i did a double glazer and now i can stick pretty much anything to my balls

What.

by Sgt. Pepper himself February 14, 2024

Cop Glazer

A glazer is a mf who bootlicks or tries to have a casual conversation with a police officer during a scene. People so attention-hungry that they suck up to the officer and act like their friend.

ex.) An officer is performing an arrest on a criminal and random npcs that are spectating try to interact/distract with the officer.

Officer: "Ma'am, please step back."
Cop Glazer(Some guy): "Officer y'know, the crazy thing is that I'm from Minnesota and things like this happen all the time. Surprised that you guys have to put up with this in Utah too. Golly. I'm sorry you have to deal with this kind of thing. Y'know, my son called and told me what was happening and I just couldn't believe what I was hearing."

by sheepersleepers April 10, 2023