Garking

Performing fellatio on oneself, aka autofelatio.

(Coined by Reina Scully in "Surprise Butt Sex!" SF podcast)

After two years of yoga, Billy now spends his days garking.

by nick pine July 2, 2016

gark

The word is a universal word that can be substituted to mean anything you want it to be whether you wan tto use it as a noun verb adj etc

That movie was so gark.
She is totally garkalicious.
You guys stop acting so gark.

by big Mike Plano October 10, 2006

Glacker

A girl who looks like she gives really good head; receives her name from the glack sound made when your dick hits the back of her throat.

I'm going out and finding the skankiest glacker at the club!

by EdiUni November 2, 2010

Glarkpatik

A word used when smoking Marijuana. When someone takes a big hit and while exhaling the smoke they burp at the same time. Hence, burping smoke out of your lungs.

Dude I just took the biggest hit and did a Glarkpatik!

Did you just see that Glarkpatik?

by The Niberatchi June 28, 2011

Glarg

A feeling of boredom, frustration, and general engineering-ish-ness.

University Student 1: Glarg
University Student 2: agreed, I do not like this either

by Fraser K. February 7, 2008

Garker

Someone who smokes a lot of weed.

Bruh that kid Austin is such a Garker. He comes to school fried everyone morning.

by Garker420 June 1, 2018

glakit

a person that looks stupid as well as ugly.

did ye see that mankit glakit jaky lookin fucker whit wuz trying to take his keks of wi oot takin his troozers af, cunt was a toatal eggnoramouse mun.

by nud the fud June 8, 2007