Gillingham

A town in the south east UK. Do not travel here unless absolutely necessary. Walking down the high street has been proven to cause crippling depression. Common sightings include crackheads doing their Iceland shopping in their dressing gown, gangs of year 9 wannabe roadmen who will beef you for no reason to look hard Infront of their dedoid friends, and crackhead men driving about in their second hand BMWs in their full Adidas tracksuit thinking they're the dog's bollocks despite living off the dole since they left school. Gillingham is best known for its football team and it's resident world-class rapper Prezzaman.

"where did you go last weekend?"
"I popped into Gillingham to see a mate, I now have depression"

by BorisOurLordAndSaviour February 20, 2021

shit_on_a_blog_gilligan

Someone that goes to a blog, replys with something that has nothing to do with the blog itself. So you basically wasted your time reading the entire reply thinking theres a point to the subject.

Damn shit_on_a_blog_gilligans. Everyone that has replied to this blog pretty demonstrated they have only the vaguest of an idea on how this shit really fucking works.

by MrMantastic ::AIM July 9, 2007

gilligan

A person that is part of the television show, "Gilligan's Island". The whole story line has to do with them going on a trip on a boat, and then a storm come and they get casted away, and they land on a desserted island that isnt on any map. They had like 100 chances to get out of the island but one person always messes the plan up, guess who? Gilligan. I don't get why they dont just kill him he's the one that gets them stuck on the island and messes up their plan to get off it.

Gilligan is annoying.

by monkeymofo April 20, 2004

Gilping

Present participle of Gilp (Verb) or to be Gilped (Past Tense)

1. When one has been lead to believe something that it not true. Similar to that of being punked. (Past Tense)

2. Flicking of ones own tonsils. (Present Participle)

3. The noise created from oral sex performed as a sexual act between a man and a woman. (Verb)

Paul: Sandra, I love the way that my cock hitting against your tonsils makes you sound like you are Gilping.

Sandra: Gilp! Gilp! Gilp!

Paul: Pow! You've just been Gilped!

by SimonJAC December 18, 2012

gibling

A collective term for grandchildren, just like nibling is a term for nieces and nephews

“my favorite gibling is coming over this afternoon!”

by boredmxboi April 16, 2020

Flash-Grilling

Flash-Grilling. v.getting people together spontaneously for a barbecue at different grillocations across England. Predominantly done to out-smart the unpredictable English weather.

Flash-Griller - someone who assembles their friends and family together at short notice using text, email, social media, geo-tagging or phone to spread the word and maximise attendance.

How to go Flash-Grilling:

Step One: Be prepared for sunny days
Step Two: Check out the weather
Step Three: Find a location
Step Four: Gather the troops and make sure they can find you
Step Five: Share out the responsibility
Step Six: Get your grill sizzling
Step Seven: Have fun!
Step Eight: Spread the word

Check out www.simplybeefandlamb.couk/flashgrilling for more info!

by GR2010 May 28, 2010

Urban Grilling

Grilling (grill cheese or meats) in an urban (city) context or at any public power source i.e. in the middle of the street at any public outlet

Also a college radio show at Pratt Institute co-hosted by the founders of Urban Grilling

Lets pull over the car for some urban grilling, I'm hungry.

Turn on Urban Grilling! The last episode was fantastic.

by Urban Griller September 29, 2010