N. - A mythical Irishman who was said to have destroyed Superman's home when he first synthesized Krypton in chemistry. Standing about five feet tall, Matt Gill can fly, shoot lazer beans from his eyes, drink any amount of beer, and turn any frisbee he touches into straight, heat-seeking, side-winding, and lazer-guided missles until they reach their intended targets.
Matt Gill commonly insists that he hasn't drank, as less than 99 beers off the wall doesn't even count in his book.
Matt Gill is an Omnihero, and as such can outrun any superhero. He eats gold and pisses rainbows, allowing him to follow the Yellow, Orange, Red, Green, Blue, Indigo, and Violet River to more gold, in a vicious cycle. Leprechauns worship him as their savior and upholder of Irish traditions.
Matt Gill commonly insists that he hasn't drank, as less than 99 beers off the wall doesn't even count in his book.
Matt Gill is an Omnihero, and as such can outrun any superhero. He eats gold and pisses rainbows, allowing him to follow the Yellow, Orange, Red, Green, Blue, Indigo, and Violet River to more gold, in a vicious cycle. Leprechauns worship him as their savior and upholder of Irish traditions.
When Matt Gill threw a frisbee the length of half a football field against the wind, and abruptly appeared to catch it with his left hand while not looking for a touchdown.
by G.M.H. November 06, 2009
by Midnight Walker October 12, 2004
A Giant creature that swallows everything in its wake, can block the sun with Its booty and can be found lurking outside a certain chicken fast food restaurant . It Lives off 8 maybe 9 family buckets and 3 young virgin boys a day. Quite possibly the most dangerous reason to leave your house. EVAR.
by A kfc worker. October 05, 2010
To be so drunk you don't know your own name or anyone else's around you. Totally shitfaced fucked up to where you can't feel your face.
by Murdock 69 August 23, 2015
Why are you a armaan gill
by Armaan gills mommy June 04, 2019
by shane moody July 11, 2008
A false motivator of marines who is obsessed with nearly every type of reliable small arms weapon system foreign and domestic especially of 7.62mm caliber and makes it his personal goal to aquire as many of these "prized possesions" as possible. He believes that conducting live fire exercises such as mowing down hostile trees with AK-47s' stateside will improve his chances of survival in a life or death situation. He believes the more personal "tactical gear" he has, such as molle vests and magazine pouches the cooler he is.
Hey man, that isnt an original 1940 enfield N0. 5 carbine is it?
Why indeed it is, i thought only Lcpl Gill knew that.
Why indeed it is, i thought only Lcpl Gill knew that.
by Lcpl "gearqueer' Pabst December 28, 2009