Gideon

I LOVE Gideonz, they're super nice and funny (especially the Gideonz with twin sisters), and they can make you feel way better if you're sad. If you find a Gideon, keep him. Gideonz especially like people named Kees.

Person 1: "Where's Gideon?"
Person 2: "Oh, he's hanging around with his best friend and his twin sister."

by UrbanzFries September 26, 2022

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Gideon Ofnir

Elden Ring's obligatory not-outright-evil-but-still-an-asshole character. Goes outside once in the entire game, spends the rest of it in his office, reading. Snarky, impatient, and cocky.

Why does Gideon Ofnir have to be such a dick?

by GideonTheAllKnowing April 9, 2023

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Gideon Chan

Minecraft skeleton noise intensifies

Gideon Chan is a phrase given to the entities in Minecraft commonly refered to as Skeletons.

Gideon Chan can also be used to describe a frail and fragile body that is purely made of skin and bones.

Gideon Chan, stop crushing on Zophya.

Gideon Chan dont touch me or your arm will vaporise.

Gideon Chan is acting like a NPC.

by 10 Minuite Microwave February 21, 2023

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Gideon

A Gideon knows your thoughts because his heart is just that big. Probably works at Taco Bell but is so super intelligent his sauce is lazy. He is not a Stanley. His wisdom is special. He will literally take a firework to the arm to save the tribe. Some refer to his numbness as a sexy coping mechanism. Plays video games a lot and has a great talent for being real. Sublime smile. Some call Gideons the can of soup. Gideons are related to Big Hoss' but are more sensitive. They have purple twins with fish heart. And in the jamborees Gideons play the kazoo. Love your Gideon as he is precious. Must give him tickles so he grows big and strong.

Sam: I saw a Gideon the other day. Gave me Gideon eyes. Felt him inside of my soul like a warm tuba full of coleslaw that my Grandmother made.

Susan: Lucky mcgoo.

by NeoLeeches December 23, 2022

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