I would rather get my dick sucked

The greatest sarcastic response to any stupid request. Its meant to make people think for a second and then say "well obviously you would". This is my favorite thing to say when my mom asks me to take out the trash. abbreviated: IWRGMDS

example 1
Sy: Yo Ziggy we should start taking yoga classes together.
Ziggy: I would rather get my dick sucked.
example 2
Ziggy: Sy can you help me shave my ass crack?
Sy: IWRGMDS

by GarAssNigga November 7, 2018

Fuck dicks get rich

to disregard men and get money;something to say when you are getting played by a guy

created summer of 2011 when girls finally decided to get even

1. the guy you have a thing with has been ignoring you on purpose you would say : fuck dicks get rich
2. a guy takes advantage of how nice you are too them you would respond with fuck dicks get rich

by Kristina and Sam June 27, 2011

Get your dick out of my Dad's mouth

This means mind your own buisness

Hey you, get your dick out of my Dad's mouth.

by Dom0126Dom March 21, 2017

get off his dick

remove thy lips from thine penis

Kirk cousins is mid
Get off his dick

by dchxgdfhyu November 9, 2022

Getting a big dick over nothing

When someone get's tpp excited over the smallest things or nothing at all

Paul was getting a big dick over nothing when he heard that Roy got the new 3DS

by The Cool Bro July 6, 2011

Can i get free gay dicks

Can i get free gay dicks

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by Bunnprisgorme May 4, 2022

Get fucked dick

Get fucked dick is when a mother fucker’s cock is so big that any bitch he lays pipe to instantly loses all attitude and submits to her King. Said King now has the option to tell her to “get fucked” and dismiss her, or he can keep her for more rounds.

“My 6’8” man has that get fucked dick, had me sore for two weeks”

by Gmoney69420 May 20, 2023