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Gert

Gert is a boy from my school.
He's cool.
Hi gert.
by Najq December 18, 2021
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gert

a half of a siamese twin pair from an alien planet called 'Gertius'; singular gertie
Ava can be such a gert sometimes 🙄
by taurusforbipolar November 3, 2021
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Gert Day

A national holiday in which fraternity men celebrate the birthday of gert, their fraternity brother. Events include beer bongs, boob luging, keg stands, and shotgunning.
Lo- “Yo Dan are you going to Gert day Friday?”
Dan-“Fuck yeah dude I’m tryin to blackout!”
by Derogatory term February 8, 2022
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GERT

A slang expression originating in Vancouver, Canada but now used though out North America.

1. Noun - A large hand knit aran blanket.
2. Verb - To prematurely reveal a much anticipated ending.
1. Noun - I was snuggling under my Gert and watching TV
2. Verb - He was so looking forward to watching the game he had taped earlier in the day when she gerted him and told him who had won.
by Zolazoomer February 10, 2022
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Gert

Someone who is always excessively early for an appointment.
Her appointment was at 2:00pm but she did a GERT and arrived at 1:00pm.
by AndyM13 February 10, 2022
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Doing a Gert

Doing anything, apart from the actual thing you are meant to be doing, at any one time.
See that guy there, he's doing a Gert. Not getting it done today.
by Workhorse1 September 7, 2021
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Gerted

A kink a formed between a grandson and grandmother called Gerted.
Trevor enjoys Gerted things with his grandmother!
by T-op August 28, 2021
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