Gerber Status

When your bro is in a relationship/dating a girl who has a child from a previous husband/bf/and or one night stand.

John: "That girl Joe's been seeing is a total stage 5 clinger!"

Bill: "I'm pretty sure that chick has a kid"

John: "Joe's totally on Gerber Status right now!"

Gerber Status Gurber Gerber Baby

by Ginger Fresh February 07, 2010

Gerber Life Baby

A child that says slurs

All the homies know the Gerber Life Baby has said a slur

by Spy at Gerber Life October 14, 2021

Gerber Ab Stab

When engaging in sexual intercourse and about to ejaculate, pull out a knife along with your penis, stab her in the stomach. Replant your penis inside the wound and proceed with ejaculation.

"Yo, I wasn't trying to get that girl pregnant so I pulled a gerber ab stab on that bitch ya know."

by Jonathan Marquise June 15, 2003

Sierra (gerber baby)

Sierra is the sweetest most caring girl you ever met and makes the best girlfriend. She is hella gorgeous even though she thinks shes ugly. She has the kind of personality that makes you think "i wish i was like that". she's always super playful and fun to be around. All the guys want her but she only has an eye for one man. She is super adorable and she snores when she sleeps which is super cute! She exceeds all that you could ask for.

Sierra (gerber baby)

Hey sierra how are you today?

Sierra: im good thanks for asking!

by 1989bmw535i October 10, 2019

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by curseddefinitionmaker December 02, 2020

Gerber Backshots

Giving homosexual backshots whilst singing "Hot To Go" by Chappell Roan

"I heard adam giving some Gerber Backshots to shane last night!"

by jeffyp_fo_real January 24, 2025

Gerber Virgin

A limp dick cuck who nuts out a kid just so he can say hes a dad.

Dave is a Gerber Virgin because has no idea how to raise a kid and doesnt even want a kid but was told its what most people do so he knocked his girl up.

by jp111 July 22, 2018