gerb turd

Scraped Resin rolled into a small, medium, or large ball.

Damn dude, we bone dry. Lets go scrape a gerb turd.
Damn, we all out of bud? Scrape that pipe for a gerb turd.

by unc-gerbs July 20, 2009

Gerb Nation

People who don't, know don't need to know.

Are you about that gerb nation

by reallynigha13 October 20, 2016

Manwhore Gerb

A masculine gentleman, typically divorced that likes to doink women of all wages. He is notorious for quick throw downs with co-workers, neighbors and any hizzo's that are hot. He will not pound fat or ugly chicks and on occasion a few butter faces.

Bro: That dude over there looks like a player.
Chick: That dude is a Manwhore Gerb. He doinked me last night.

by MWGERB November 14, 2019

j.gerb

When you purches a hooker and get her drunk enough to pass out in the hotel room.Where you proceed to steal back your money and her clothes.Then you leave and show up too the bar where all your buddy's are wearing her clothes

Where brad go?Dude he got that hooker but here he comes.HOLY smokes he pulled a j.gerb

by JEFF GERB July 20, 2007

To Gerb

To gerb someone is to draw moustache's upon a girl's public photos, effectively lowering her self-esteem, then taking advantage of this lowered self-esteem to ask her out.

That chick's a little out of my league, im gonna have to gerb the crap out of her.

by Ol Hoss November 9, 2010

multiple gerb

a sheet of paper, chewed into tiny sections, covered with spit and shaped into a ball, which when thrown forcefully against a flat surface such as a teacher's blackboard completely covers the surface with myriad tiny saliva-drenched paper pieces.

When Brother Martin stepped out of the catechism classroom to take a call, which he did every class period, Ricky spit out onto his hand the multiple gerb he had been nursing and hurled it against the big dry erase board. The tiny spittle covered pieces instantly splattered across the board and around its edges. The splatter of white against white wasn't noticed until having dried thoroughly over the weekend.

by Russell Clark November 25, 2006

de-ing the gerb

declawing a gerbil prior to insertion in the anus for sexual pleasure (gerbiling). Necessary to prevent anal scratching.

"AWWW SHIT! Next time I'm definitely de-ing the gerb 'cuz now my anus won't stop bleeding!!!!"

by starfruit1 October 8, 2011