My giraffe

A greeting used by youths in the North of England when speaking to their friends. Commonly shortened to 'my G' for brevity.

'What's up my giraffe?'

by ur_mum_clobber_69 November 7, 2021

High as garaffe nuts

1.Something thats really high
2.Term defining the mental state after consuming a large amount of narcotics

Yo that cunt Cindy left my TV and my AC on all night I bet my electric bill is gonna be High as garaffe nuts

Man I smoked that big ass blunt earlier and got high as garaffe nuts

by Un10nCarb1d4 May 20, 2009

Giraffe

The South African stretchy horse

Want to go see the giraffe at the zoo

by VeggieHunter June 7, 2018

To hide a giraffe

It is a term to use when some fact, incident, event, notion or idea is too obvious that people fail to hide no matter how hard they try.

Your attitude proves how to hide a giraffe. Everyone knows out there what your matter is.

by Reem Khan September 9, 2011

drinking giraffe

Term for the position of a man urinating into a toilet while having an erection. To make his penis point downward, a man has to spread his legs apart and lean forward, mimicking the way a giraffe spreads its front legs and leans its neck down to drink water.

"I had an erection when I woke up, so I had to do the drinking giraffe to pee."

by Ultrafuzz November 21, 2009

petting a giraffe

having sexual relations with a guy who has a large penis. usually refers to a handjob.

girl... i was in the movie theatre last night with Kemper... after two minutes of kissing i found myself petting a giraffe!! that boy is packing!!

by Samuel Zipdisk May 4, 2006

Giraffe

When a girl is getting fucked from behind doggy style and sucking another guys dick. The front guy has a girl in his shoulders who he is eating out. The girl being eaten out is sucking the dick of a man on a ladder who's dick acts like the leaves of a tree. The shape of all the people looks like a giraffe

Noah: did you hear about the giraffe party

Thomas: oh yeah I'm gonna be the tree
Noah: I'm gonna be the neck

Thomas': ah man that's the best part

by Sexy nuts May 17, 2016