Dirty Garth

A woman/man/other with a massively untamed bush approaches. You proceed to douse dat bush with honey. It is now conditioned. Beginning to comb the bush with your teeth, you indulge a little. You and your tongue begin to buzz, much like a bee. The trimming ensues. Only a true Dirty Garth can produce a perfectly sculpted Garden of Eden with the tenacious gnashing of his teeth alone. This process doubles as a dental hygiene session. Just before she cums, you shove 3 live bees up her asshole.

Girl 1: Wow, where did you get your pubes done?! They look fabulous.
Girl 2: This mystifying man from the pub last night, he gave me the dirtiest Dirty Garth I've ever had!

Girl 1: Amazing...Truely.

by TheFlattyLord April 23, 2022

gash master

A large and useful tool that can always do the job to satisfaction..

Gent with a reputation for satisfying the ladies sexually..

Step aside", said the tall dark stranger.. Gripping his robust and solid tool in both hands.. "Gash master will show you how its done!

by Drex Johnson June 20, 2011

garfshots

Popularized by twitter user enzoriverss, garfshots is an awful extension of the backshots joke where you would add a noun to the -shots suffix. Garfshots is essentially giving backshots to garfield.

Person 1: Have you seen Garfshots?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Here I'll send it to you.
Person 2: Dude are you fr?

by damoney554 September 9, 2020

gash slash

another term for episiotomy which is an incision into the perineum and vagina to allow sufficient clearance for birth.

"How was the birth?"
"Oh fine thanx but the gash slash hurt like hell"

by Naffito January 14, 2009

GARCHAR

Argentine slang:

to fuck

Voy a garchar a esa chica
I am going to fuck that girl
past tense: garché
Me garché a esa chica
I fucked that girl

by purrete faldeño November 29, 2010

Gash Fro

Refers to the eighties throw back fashion accessory that dangles relentlessly from your nether regions. In extreme circumstances the gash fro can be so huge that it can act as a contraceptive- refusing entry to the said gash - thus preventing intercourse.

I was gonna screw her but her gash fro was just too damn huge!

Lucy, sort your gash fro out, its peeking out of your trousers!

by Kayleigh and LLoydy May 1, 2006

gash mashing

To have rought vaginal sex with a female , usually after injesting many alcoholic beverages.

After a few cocktails, I did some gash mashing on the GF.

by Bucky-boy Tiger-Lilly August 29, 2009