Genital Gargoyle

Tuck your balls and your cock in between your legs and press your ass up against a window
Man, your huge member makes for a good genital gargoyle on this Taco Bell window
by Fat White Bassist February 08, 2003
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Reverse Gargoyle

The act of a person squatting on the edge of a roof in the form of a gargoyle but instead of facing the an audience they have their back turned defecating off the edge
I was performing a reverse gargoyle as I needed to go and shit, but I needed to go with style
by ridicululz August 13, 2010
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Riding Gargoyle

To sit in the middle spot of a cramped backseat so that one's appearance resembles that of a perched gargoyle. See also: riding bitch
Left-nut and right-nut have been called already, so it looks like I'm riding gargoyle between you two jackasses on the way home.
by Bruce Pendersen April 24, 2011
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Pussbot Gargoyle

When you tape a flintstones daily vitamin gummy to the tip of the penis and during anal shit gets on the gummy. Then you take the tape off and split the gummy in half. After that cum on each gummy and enjoy with your loved one.
David: Bro I just did the Pussbot Gargoyle and it was delicious

Person: Damn bro I wish I could try that
by Jewbaccon Broter October 20, 2019
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Gargoyle Shit

"Taking A Gargoyle Shit" is the act of perching oneself on the toilet bowl as though they were a gargoyle in order to encourage the flow of the bowels.

This is often seen as a dangerous act if one is not careful: shit may spew.

This is also considered a dangerous act if one is perching oneself on an unsturdy toilet bowl: glass will shatter, then shit will spew.
John: Oh, man, Dan took a gargoyle shit last night. It didn't end up very well.
Michael: Why not, bro?
John: Well, he spewed too hard and shattered the glass and now he's down at the dean's office talking about how he's going to pay for the dorm's toilet.

Erica: I broke up with Anthony last night.
Jenna: How come? You guys were doing so well.
Erica: He took a gargoyle shit and ruined the toilet in my grandmother's house.
by Ja'mie Antoinette April 24, 2011
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Nasty Gargoyle

The act of hovering your ass out the window of a tall building, and dropping a turd, preferably on unsuspecting pedestrians.
Person 1: "Hey it looks like they put a new gargoyle on that building, lets go over for a closer look."
(A turd hits Person 1 in the head)
Person 2: (Laughing) "Looks like it was a nasty gargoyle"
by Rauf Xerces April 26, 2007
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Stephenson gargoyle

A Stephenson gargoyle is anyone that carries (esp as a wearable device) devices that have Internet-access or other global area network(s) capabilities that they can utilize where-ever they go, esp while traveling. The most common form are smart phones, as of the date of this definition. Includes tablet computers, but not really laptops. Historically, this strictly referred to a computer that's worn, but this was more based on the limitations of miniaturization of computing hardware when the namesake of this term was devised. Worn networking information systems such as smart watches and smart glasses (esp with AR capabilities) are the most accurate examples in modern times.

Originated from a certain group of people in the Neil Stephenson cyberpunk novel Snow Crash: "Gargoyles represent the embarrassing side of the Central Intelligence Corporation. Instead of using laptops, they wear their computers on their bodies, broken up into separate modules that hang on the waist, on the back, on the headset. …they embody the worst stereotype of the CIC stringer. They draw all the attention. The payoff for this self-imposed ostracism is that you can be in the Metaverse all the time, and gather intelligence all the time." Where the 'Metaverse' was the in-story equivalent of an Internet with VR requirements.
"She's covered in computer stuff. Is she a cyborg now?" "She's just wearing the computer; she's more of a Stephenson gargoyle."
by b_b_OK August 23, 2020
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