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Riding Gargoyle

To sit in the middle spot of a cramped backseat so that one's appearance resembles that of a perched gargoyle. See also: riding bitch
Left-nut and right-nut have been called already, so it looks like I'm riding gargoyle between you two jackasses on the way home.
by Bruce Pendersen May 14, 2011
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Pussbot Gargoyle

When you tape a flintstones daily vitamin gummy to the tip of the penis and during anal shit gets on the gummy. Then you take the tape off and split the gummy in half. After that cum on each gummy and enjoy with your loved one.
David: Bro I just did the Pussbot Gargoyle and it was delicious

Person: Damn bro I wish I could try that
by Jewbaccon Broter October 20, 2019
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Nasty Gargoyle

The act of hovering your ass out the window of a tall building, and dropping a turd, preferably on unsuspecting pedestrians.
Person 1: "Hey it looks like they put a new gargoyle on that building, lets go over for a closer look."
(A turd hits Person 1 in the head)
Person 2: (Laughing) "Looks like it was a nasty gargoyle"
by Rauf Xerces May 5, 2007
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Peanut butter gargoyle

When you take a girl with a “cathedral” in a “scissors” position with your anus directly touching her vagina and then you shit very hard making your feces enter her.

The shit will kinda symbolize the gargoyle in a cathedral but with the color of a peanut butter.
Dude1: ayyo man, I’ve finally done a peanut butter gargoyle with Jessica!
Dude2: damn! I wish you’d do me too man! No homo
by suicidal_steve August 21, 2022
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Stephenson gargoyle

A Stephenson gargoyle is anyone that carries (esp as a wearable device) devices that have Internet-access or other global area network(s) capabilities that they can utilize where-ever they go, esp while traveling. The most common form are smart phones, as of the date of this definition. Includes tablet computers, but not really laptops. Historically, this strictly referred to a computer that's worn, but this was more based on the limitations of miniaturization of computing hardware when the namesake of this term was devised. Worn networking information systems such as smart watches and smart glasses (esp with AR capabilities) are the most accurate examples in modern times.

Originated from a certain group of people in the Neil Stephenson cyberpunk novel Snow Crash: "Gargoyles represent the embarrassing side of the Central Intelligence Corporation. Instead of using laptops, they wear their computers on their bodies, broken up into separate modules that hang on the waist, on the back, on the headset. …they embody the worst stereotype of the CIC stringer. They draw all the attention. The payoff for this self-imposed ostracism is that you can be in the Metaverse all the time, and gather intelligence all the time." Where the 'Metaverse' was the in-story equivalent of an Internet with VR requirements.
"She's covered in computer stuff. Is she a cyborg now?" "She's just wearing the computer; she's more of a Stephenson gargoyle."
by b_b_OK August 23, 2020
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real gargoyle hours

real gargoyle hours are when its past 1:00 am and the real gargoyles come out
Yo were you up for real gargoyle hours
by God Tears February 18, 2018
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Glizzy Gargoyle

A person who has graduated through the ranks of the glizzys and has gradiated from a glizzy goblin to a glizzy gargoyle.
Shes so good at taking glizzys that ahe graduated to a glizzy gargoyle.
by DaddyTooraww November 11, 2020
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