gaper day 

The day (usually April Fool's Day or thereabouts) when all the mountain employees and locals who don't have to work dress up in absurd tourist outfits and imitate all the dumb gaper shit we have to deal with the rest of the year. Usually involves lots of neon clothing, ridiculous stunts, and massive amounts of alcohol.

"It's gaper day! I'm going to wear my dad's 80's onesy."

"I'm going with a camo hunting jacket and jeans and doing the Texas Tuck all day on the greens."

gaper day by npadd January 20, 2010

Gaper Delay 

When an Anus is prolapsed or left gaping open from a large cock or object insertion, the amount of time it takes to close back up is the Gaper Delay!!

Dude, when I pulled the Nerf Football out of my girlfriends ass, she had a severe Gaper Delay!!

Gaper Delay by AD218 August 28, 2008

gaper taper

Someone who gapes people's buttholes and then tapes them up. It is a skill that requires great quickness and timing.

Ancient Japanese Samurai reflex training is said to be a common exercise in improving as a gaper taper.

Claude: Man I'm just not the gaper taper I was in my youth.

gaper taper by Mick Onium October 24, 2012

Gaper Delay 

The amount of time it takes a fisted asshole to close back up!!

I fisted the hell out of me Julie last night!! I caused a 5 minute Gaper Delay!!

Gaper Delay by A.D.218 October 10, 2008

Gaper Maker 

A dude that fucks a woman so hard her vagina/ass is super wide when finished.

Girl 1: "I hear Brandon is a gaper maker"
Girl 2: "I wish someone told me earlier, man I wanna ride him hard now!"

Josh: "did you see Brandon yesterday?"
Tyler: "nah, I think he was gaper making."
Josh: "damn"

Gaper Maker by Meaty Fernando September 13, 2013

Gaper Gates

Gaper Gates are swarms of rookie skiiers which clog narrow parts of the ski runs, usually toward the end of the day when everyone is getting off the mountain. Mostly annoying, they can be fun to slalom as you pass through.

At the base of Lion's Head in Vail on BornFree, I linked 12 turns around the gaper gates!

Gaper Gates by offpistol January 17, 2009

gaper's block 

When an anal queen and experienced gaper can't seem to relax and let her butthole dilate.

Man it was a long day at work today. Dana was having gaper's block for some reason. It took nearly the entire shoot for her to finally gape.

gaper's block by Jack Tenrec July 6, 2016