Futtered

To be royally fucked by someone who always creates chaos for no reason. Similar to an unexpected hurricane on a perfectly sunny day. When your expecting a good time and it inexplicably goes to shit. To drink a glass of clear liquid and it turns out to be rubinoff.

I was enjoying our conversation until someone futtered us and brought up that controversial topic. We all went back to our rooms crying.

by Dick Tip5 July 4, 2021

futtens

A small cute dog or baby.

Oh look at the little Futtens

by Sundowner69 April 9, 2022

Futtens

A little cute did or baby

Oh look at the little Futtens

by Sundowner69 April 9, 2022

Futterwacking

A dance that embarrasses the audience and causes instant regret. Also see WhatTheFucking...

Alice in wonderland was great until the Futterwacking started.

by angry bboy March 7, 2010

Fatted

When a morbidly obese person farts so hard that it travels up their back going in between each fat fold and ends at the base of their neck.

The sound can be mistaken for that of a family of ducks being run over by a group of cyclists or a running motorcycle half submerged in water.

Say Jill, did you hear that comical noise, i believe that guy over there just fatted. Yes Pete, he was obese and he farted so that means that he fatted, now he will have to change his shirt.

by fat guy strangler July 24, 2011

fusted

short for "fucking busted", similar to fugly.

Damn that bitch is fusted.

by F. Usted March 23, 2006

Futterbuttkin

Same use as "fucker","bitch",or "shit head".

Damn you stupid futterbuttkin.

by king keef February 1, 2009