Funking

Term to describe something incredibly cool.

Useful in situations where the term "fu*king cool" would be deemed inappropriate and/or where cool just won't hit it.

Add as extra dimension to the term "fu*king cool" because you are doubling up on the cool. There few things cooler than funky.

Best used as an adverb.

- This is funking cool

- You funking rock

- This is funking insane

by matthaisz October 10, 2010

Funking

A synonym for the word "fucking"

My mom told me not to swear, so now I say funking instead of fucking, and fun instead of fuck.

You're a funking bitch!

by prudencebubbletoes June 28, 2009

Funching

Fist punching someones anus

Brooke had a permanent limp from a full night of funching from the footy team.

All the guys at the party spat on Gary's fist before he funched Brooke's asshole.

by Buttman 2000 January 1, 2014

funcking

listening to bruno mars’ ‘uptown funk’ while having sex

“I was just Funcking my wife, I hope our baby is a mini Bruno Mars”

credit to @_keithkogayne_ on twitter

by lancesthighs February 24, 2018

Fencing

The best sport ever, which uses 3 different swords (Sabre, Foil, and Epee). The best part about it? You’re allowed to stab people, which is great for letting out anger! Also, in Sabre, you can hit people (with your sword) without consequences!

Fencer 1: hey man you going to that fencing competition tomorrow?
Fencer 2: yeah, I can’t wait to stab people!

by Ça April 30, 2019

titty fencing

two girls taking pencils, pens, and highlighters and poking each other's tits while trying to block the other one. more advanced: attacking the other girl's tits with your own tits.

two girls face off and try to win a game of titty fencing. points must be counted.

by meatball eater March 9, 2010

funching

Getting punched while fucking.

Joe and Aaron like funching my wife while i'm not home.

by Funch Master February 7, 2010