A fat lump preferably found on the rump. Can also be expressed as a way of calling someone dumb or obnoxious.
by Dinodoodoo11 July 28, 2017
How come when you think you're going to fart, but you shit, there's a name for that? But when you think your are going to shit, but only fart, what's that called?
It's called a fump according to Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky.
It's called a fump according to Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky.
I was hoping for more, but it was a fump. In other words it was a fart that failed in it's mission to push out the shit, because as my mother used to say "the farts push the shit out".
by JeansHighAndTight June 07, 2017
by TheRaccoonMaster March 25, 2016
-person 1 "hey! where is your base"
-me "hey go fump yourself, how about you try running a fumping base on a 300 pop 10x"
-person 1 "okay sorry fump :C"
-me "hey go fump yourself, how about you try running a fumping base on a 300 pop 10x"
-person 1 "okay sorry fump :C"
by fump_yope July 12, 2022
by Brayden Swan “998” April 23, 2018